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Have you heard what the wife said who divorced her husband because he was impotent? (I may have made this up, it came to me at work...)

About eleven, sir.

What if no-one put the dogs out?

"All men are created equal" meant, at that time, that all white men were created equal. This did not include black or brown men, or women. Stuff the forefathers.

OK, Elixir takes it.

Okay, thanks. This:

"Gas, grass or ass. Nobody rides for free."

“You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile... a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!"

"This was not a boating accident!"

The US just wants as many people as possible incarcerated. To assist in that end, most states (I believe) are now charging people money for their time in jail (or prison). A friend of mine had to do five days in the city clink for something (I forgot the details). He ended up owing nearly 500...

I am trying to read Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment again - but I remember what stopped me last time: endless and rambling and needless conversations that seem to have no bearing on the story, and tons of needless distractions! :(

How to pass time.

I think you meant, "per execution." ?

Shipwreck, one grieves to say, retains its vogue. - Tom Kettle

Yeah but is that with or without the cover and sleeve? And are the lyrics included? I know he wasn't a poetical genius, but sometimes his lyrics could be pretty heavy.