hurtinbuckaroo
Veteran Member
I made a fascinating archeological discovery last week. My in-laws are preparing to move into an assisted living development, and my wife and her sister are helping them downsize the mountain of crap they've collected over the years, some of which was stored in the sister's attic. Wife brought some things home to evaluate and possibly sell, but she also brought home some of her dad's cache of Playboy magazines, covering 1990 and 1992. I perused the 1992s in search of interesting articles (found an interview with Vonnegut, among others), and then looked on eBay to see if any were worth selling. We might be able to get $15 for the Pamela Anderson "spread".
The 1990s were wrapped very neatly and carefully in kraft paper for storage (who does this???), so I decided to check eBay before unwrapping. Lo and behold, there is one that is fairly valuable, regularly selling for about $50. But not because of the centerfold. Oh, no, I'm not that lucky. This volume is sought after because the cover photo features the one and only Fuckface Von Clownstick, approximately 100 pounds lighter, but with essentially the same hair.
I haven't told my wife about this, because she would make me burn it and then bring in an exorcist, just in case. So it's sitting in our basement until I have the time to list it and sell it to some MAGA cult member. The best thing about this is that I will be taking that money away from some moron who would probably have donated it to Numb Nuts' legal fund. Just doing my part.
The 1990s were wrapped very neatly and carefully in kraft paper for storage (who does this???), so I decided to check eBay before unwrapping. Lo and behold, there is one that is fairly valuable, regularly selling for about $50. But not because of the centerfold. Oh, no, I'm not that lucky. This volume is sought after because the cover photo features the one and only Fuckface Von Clownstick, approximately 100 pounds lighter, but with essentially the same hair.
I haven't told my wife about this, because she would make me burn it and then bring in an exorcist, just in case. So it's sitting in our basement until I have the time to list it and sell it to some MAGA cult member. The best thing about this is that I will be taking that money away from some moron who would probably have donated it to Numb Nuts' legal fund. Just doing my part.