Keith&Co.
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Last weekend, for no apparent reason, i found myself trying to remember the name of JD, the character from Scrubs. And today, someone was recalling a scene with Dr. Cox, and was unable to remember JD's name. I was able to pop up and supply tgat fact with no delay.
Two weeks, again without any apparent reason, i felt the urge to listen to Kung Fu Fighting. Days later, someone had a question about the lyrics... not of the version i listened to, but the Kung Fu Panda version, but i was able to adapt quickly.
Thre weeks ago i thought of a dirty joke, and just today, someone asked, what's that joke with the punchline what does the closed sign on a whorehouse say?
I was right here to say, that's not the punchline, you moron, the punchline is 'Beat it. We're closed.'
Kind of amazing, really, how my mind is so well-rehearsed to let me be the Johnny-on-the-spot with the answers so often, so regularly.
Now, just waiting for the reveal of the reasons for the 30 thousand additional odd thoughts and random trivia that's been dredged up over the last three weeks, like the purchase price of Illinois Ave., the atomic weight of Lunarium ( a fantasy element in a book i cannot recall the title or author of, but there was a topless woman on the cover), the name of a Starfleet ship that got destroyed, what was the dollar/pound conversion that month we drove to Bath, all the ranks of the surgeons on M*A*S*H, the dates for implementing leap seconds into coordinated universal time, how ghoti is pronounced fish, who sat behind me in sixth grade, who drove me to the emergency room that time i got food poisoning, the three things we align the four gimbals to on spinning up a D-5 missile, power supply to the Lithium Bromide plant on a Ben Franklin class sub, was it Melissa or Melyssa Ford...?
Two weeks, again without any apparent reason, i felt the urge to listen to Kung Fu Fighting. Days later, someone had a question about the lyrics... not of the version i listened to, but the Kung Fu Panda version, but i was able to adapt quickly.
Thre weeks ago i thought of a dirty joke, and just today, someone asked, what's that joke with the punchline what does the closed sign on a whorehouse say?
I was right here to say, that's not the punchline, you moron, the punchline is 'Beat it. We're closed.'
Kind of amazing, really, how my mind is so well-rehearsed to let me be the Johnny-on-the-spot with the answers so often, so regularly.
Now, just waiting for the reveal of the reasons for the 30 thousand additional odd thoughts and random trivia that's been dredged up over the last three weeks, like the purchase price of Illinois Ave., the atomic weight of Lunarium ( a fantasy element in a book i cannot recall the title or author of, but there was a topless woman on the cover), the name of a Starfleet ship that got destroyed, what was the dollar/pound conversion that month we drove to Bath, all the ranks of the surgeons on M*A*S*H, the dates for implementing leap seconds into coordinated universal time, how ghoti is pronounced fish, who sat behind me in sixth grade, who drove me to the emergency room that time i got food poisoning, the three things we align the four gimbals to on spinning up a D-5 missile, power supply to the Lithium Bromide plant on a Ben Franklin class sub, was it Melissa or Melyssa Ford...?
