Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

This isn't what I thought you had in mind when you asked me to help you try on some shoes.

or

Mr. Ed was hopeful for a happy ending, but wasn't going to hold his breath.

 

[Turambar]

Hey Silver, you want to get in this shoeing line, the blonde is giving reach-arounds!

Winner!

 

[KeepTalking]

I always win these when I likely won't be back for a few days. I may not be back to judge the winner until Monday, anyway...

From the equine to the feline:

 

[Keith&Co.]

"Okay, okay, i'll give you ONE MORE CHANCE. Which paw has the pea?"
"This one! This one! Now show me the- GOD DAMMIT!"

 

[Veritass]

Meanwhile, in an alternate reality known as "Tiger World", Glenn Beck denies the existence of tiger-centric global cooling.

 

[Thomas II]

KeepTalking, no worries; if you want to, I'll judge it by tomorrow morning... Have a great weekend!

 

[Turambar]

Tiger on the right "Calm down girl, I thought you were in heat and I wanted to surprise you from behind"

 

[Atheos]

Slappin' bitches is what tiggers do best!

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

Meanwhile, in an alternate reality known as "Tiger World", Glenn Beck denies the existence of tiger-centric global cooling.

Take it away, Veritass

 

[Thomas II]

How about this picture in the mean time...maybe Veritass can judge it...

 

[Veritass]

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Hey, why's we have this rally outside of a strip club anyways?

Umm ... because there's a strip club here. Why do you think?

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

Hey, why's we have this rally outside of a strip club anyways?

Umm ... because there's a strip club here. Why do you think?

 

[Veritass]

Winner by default: Tom Sawyer.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[Keith&Co.]

Here we go:

As the tour bus rolled into NYC, the guide made sure that the tourists knew exactly which finger to hold up at the game.
"THIS one's 'we're number one," he said, swiping with his marker. "DO NOT raise ANY OTHER FINGER."

 

[gmbteach]

Once all of the fingers were presented, the boss could easily see which of his employees had faked being checked off......

 

[Atheos]

Hank, used to having to count on his fingers to solve simple addition problems, never got the hang of calculus.

 

[Thomas II]

Ok, who got a boo boo?

 

[Celldweller]

See here, even polygamists have gang signs.