Caption Contest

[Elixir]

Number 83-Omega trained very, very hard for her attempt to infiltrate Earthling society. Unfortunately, no one realized that the human action figure provided for her training had been dropped down the sluice shaft. Twice.

WINNER!

Bring it on, Keith.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Thank you.
Um.... This one:

 

[Celldweller]

Pachyderms performing baptisms...that's it, we're fucked.

 

[Atheos]

Well whaddya know? Hank was right. Going down to the creek to drink some water did get rid of my hiccups!

 

[Hickdive]

Ok son, get ready, I'm going to swing him round and, when he lands, you stomp his head flat.

 

[gmbteach]

Dad demonstrating use number 349 for the trunk, fishing for Crocodile.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

See, Dad! I told you the booger monster was real!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Instant winner by virtue of me laughing so loud i woke the teenager:

See, Dad! I told you the booger monster was real!

All were good, but this one struck me right between the eyes. Take it, Tom!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Whee!


Here we go

 

[gmbteach]

Whee!


Here we go

The ultimate Bridezilla, so deformed the groom had to carry her bouquet!

 

[Celldweller]

Whee!


Here we go

Alright so...Godzilla circa 1954, Alfred Pennyworth and a pre-pubescent Asian orchestra walk into a bar...

 

[Keith&Co.]

In a last bid for fame, Mr. Magoo was seen stepping out with a Japanese film star... The paparazzi did not demand details of their relationship....

 

[Thomas II]

Yo Maestro, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce's elevator video with Jay Z and Solange, takes the cake...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Yo Maestro, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce's elevator video with Jay Z and Solange, takes the cake...

Winner! Take it away, Thomas II!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

Have at it...

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Even fascists have the odd nice friend.

 

[Celldweller]

Thanks!

Have at it...

Once Andrew Wyeth started hitting the sauce, his figurative work took a whole new direction.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER:

Even fascists have the odd nice friend.

Take it away, spikepipsqueak!

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Thanks, Thomas II. Back in a min


Have a shot at this

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks, Thomas II. Back in a min


Have a shot at this

The city version of a romp in the haystack.