Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

Her name is Fernanda Lima...

 

[Celldweller]

When presented with a hint from the judges, to name a common type of cheese typically placed on sandwiches, she cried "Donuts!!" and clapped with glee, followed by stunned silence from the crowd, ending in tears.

 

[angelo]

When presented with a hint from the judges, to name a common type of cheese typically placed on sandwiches, she cried "Donuts!!" and clapped with glee, followed by stunned silence from the crowd, ending in tears.

Expected differently from a beautiful blonde?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Dog the Bounty Hunter's reality show has been upgraded to a Game show.
"Who Wants to Extradite a Billionaire?" goes global, adds prizes, bonuses, and a Vanna White aide who spins The Big Hint Wheel at strategic moments in the chase.

 

[angelo]

24 hour rule.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Years later, Hillary would remember that demonstration, and regret her lost opportunity. "I could have sewn that cover right to his dick, and solved so many problems...."

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Ha! Your stitching sucks. You're the worst slave ever. Step it up or you won't get your seven cents for today.

 

[Atheos]

In an effort to add a much needed element of excitement to the drudgery of sewing, Singer experiments with a vibrating massager that deploys automatically underneath the table when the sewing machine is in operation.

 

[Hickdive]

That's right, we make it here for 5 bucks but you pay 5 thousand!

 

[blastula]

Hilary thinking, "Oh my god! I can use this to strangle Vince Foster!"

 

[Thomas II]

24 hour rule...Angelo must be unavailable so...

WINNER

In an effort to add a much needed element of excitement to the drudgery of sewing, Singer experiments with a vibrating massager that deploys automatically underneath the table when the sewing machine is in operation.

Take it away, Atheos!

 

[Thomas II]

How about this one?...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

The bad end of Sesame Street that PBS doesn't show the kids.

 

[Celldweller]

How about this one?...

Detroit's attempt at fostering a more friendly image.

 

[bilby]

The fears of the anti-GMO lobby were proven to be well founded today, when a creature derived from the splicing of octopus and easy-chair DNA went on the rampage, tearing infants from their strollers and devouring them. More at six...

 

[gmbteach]

How about this one?...

The years of living on the streets ruined armchair's youthful looks and she longed for the days of living with her mother the sofa and her father the Lazyboy recliner...

 

[blastula]

Chairry's secret word is "meth."

 

[angelo]

Sorry. Been away. Carry on regardless.

 

[angelo]

After putting up with this monstrosity for so long Mary threw out her grandmas favourite sofa the moment she fell asleep.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Lots of people pick up furniture others leave on the curb.
Pee Wee Herman, however, tended to 'pick up' furniture that was working a street corner.