Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[DrJim]

Why do good things come in small packages?

I don't want to know what size condom you need.

Has this question been asked before?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Has this question been asked before?

On page 31? Yeah, like i've got that kind of attention span.

Who remembers the Alamo?

 

[fast]

Has this question been asked before?

On page 31? Yeah, like i've got that kind of attention span.

Who remembers the Alamo?

No one, those old enough to remember aren't old enough to live.

Why?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why?

If you have to ask why, you can't afford it.

How much farther?

 

[fast]

Why?

If you have to ask why, you can't afford it.

How much farther?

In distance, 300 feet. In time, about 3 days.

How?

 

[Keith&Co.]

How?

Any which way you can.

What DO they do to you in hte drive thru?

 

[ZiprHead]

What DO they do to you in the drive thru?

They fuck you in the drive-thru.

Why doesn't everybody know that?

 

[fast]

What DO they do to you in the drive thru?

They fuck you in the drive-thru.

Why doesn't everybody know that?

Because they don't pay attention to detail. Go through drive through, you get a cup of drink with attached lid and straw. Go inside, and customer service is literally out the window, like literally. They throw a cup in my face and point to some alien liquid dispensing machine knowing damn well I'm from too far back in the woods to get the lid to stay on tight.

Why is the risk I pose on the highway so much darn higher than the harm I've caused?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why is the risk I pose on the highway so much darn higher than the harm I've caused?

Because once you cause harm, you usually stop driving. Risk is stable at 1:1.
But until you stop driving, you have infinite potential for causing harm. The risk is just amazing. 100:1; 1,000:1; 1,000,000:1... Depends on how much time you have on your hands.


When does the parade start?

 

[Atheos]

When does the parade start?

It starts when they can blow Underdog enough to get him stiff enough to stay afloat.

What question is 41 the answer to?

 

[jonatha]

What question is 41 the answer to?

"What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everythin?"

Why doesn't everybody love the bagpipes?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why doesn't everybody love the bagpipes?

Because a significant portion of the population is neither Scottish, nor deaf.


What was it all about before the hokey pokey?

 

[dendrast]

It was all about the bass, obviously.

Why shouldn't someone jettison their cargo at the first sign of an Imperial Battlecruiser?

 

[athee]

Why shouldn't someone jettison their cargo at the first sign of an Imperial Battlecruiser?

Cuz, that someone may have to make a delivery TO said battlecruiser. Someone has to deliver fresh veggies.


What happens if the Force is not with you?

 

[ZiprHead]

What happens if the Force is not with you?

You experience bowel discomfort and the Fleet enema is called in for assistance.

What if the Force is too strong?

 

[athee]

What if the Force is too strong?

Some clogging in the disposal unit may result. Fumes may also affect the weak of heart.


staying on the sh!t theme for a moment ....... why can the average person clean up their own child's sh!tty diaper, but they'd lose their lunch if they had to do clean up someone else's sh!t?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

What if the Force is too strong?

Some clogging in the disposal unit may result. Fumes may also affect the weak of heart.


staying on the sh!t theme for a moment ....... why can the average person clean up their own child's sh!tty diaper, but they'd lose their lunch if they had to do clean up someone else's sh!t?

Because family is family, but other people's shit is other people's shit.

Is my right eye dominance keeping me from putting well?

 

[Atheos]

Is my right eye dominance keeping me from putting well?

No, after careful consideration of all the factors we have determined that it is because you're using a Nerf putter.

Why do people say you can't add apples and oranges?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why do people say you can't add apples and oranges?

Because there's not a fruit function key on most calculators.


Who's that?

 

[Elixir]

Why do people say you can't add apples and oranges?

Because there's not a fruit function key on most calculators.


Who's that?

That's what you DON'T eat:


OTOH, who would want to eat "this"?