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New Christian phrase of condescension: my heart hurts

 
 
 
Your heart hurts?
I advise putting an aspirin under your tongue, just let it dissolve there.

I mean, I WILL perform CPR if it's necessary, or drive you to the ER, but I will still disagree with you.
 
Keith&Co. said:
Your heart hurts?
I advise putting an aspirin under your tongue, just let it dissolve there.

I mean, I WILL perform CPR if it's necessary, or drive you to the ER, but I will still disagree with you.
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Are you suggesting that I, a Christian, could be wrong about something? What part of "I'm a Christian" did you not understand? Don't you know that we are perfect and always right about everything? My heart hurts for you. I hope you get better. [/lampoon]
 
Underseer said:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/rolltodisbelieve/2018/10/18/christians-should-not-cry-for-me/

Hey, kids! Want to be condescending, but don't want to sound like you're being condescending? Just use the Christian phrase "my heart hurts"!

Try it out!

"My heart hurts because you don't agree with me. Don't you know that I'm perfect and incapable of being wrong?"
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The antidote for this is to tell those people who feel sad about your atheism that they should eff off and mind their own :censored: business. Tell them you want to burn the bible and eff the skull of Jesus and flush consecrated Communion wafers down the toilet. Tell them you love the idea that God doesn't exist, that Nietzsche was right about the rich and powerful inheriting the Earth - not the meek - and that they should shake the dust off their sandals and eff off.

You probably won't ever hear from then again.
 
Lion IRC said:
Underseer said:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/rolltodisbelieve/2018/10/18/christians-should-not-cry-for-me/

Hey, kids! Want to be condescending, but don't want to sound like you're being condescending? Just use the Christian phrase "my heart hurts"!

Try it out!

"My heart hurts because you don't agree with me. Don't you know that I'm perfect and incapable of being wrong?"
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The antidote for this is to tell those people who feel sad about your atheism that they should eff off and mind their own :censored: business. Tell them you want to burn the bible and eff the skull of Jesus and flush consecrated Communion wafers down the toilet. Tell them you love the idea that God doesn't exist, that Nietzsche was right about the rich and powerful inheriting the Earth - not the meek - and that they should shake the dust off their sandals and eff off.

You probably won't ever hear from then again.
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It doesn't work.

And besides, they keep coming, like little army ants. They don't care what you've said to the others, they each vainly think THEY are going to have something new to say to you. So you'd have to say that to EVERY BLESSED ONE OF THEM.

Moreover, some of us don't like to swear, we wish they would go away and stop their shit when we politely decline. But they don't, they go on and on and say, "my heart hurts that you said you don't want to hear about my Jesus (again)!" It never ends.

Worse still, they vote in laws to stone adulteresses (being anti-abortion, like you, e.g.) as if their bible doesn't explicitly tell them to stop that shit. It makes my heart hurt, but they don't appear to care much about Jesus, bless their hearts.
 
Rhea said:
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Worse still, they vote in laws to stone adulteresses (being anti-abortion, like you, e.g.) as if their bible doesn't explicitly tell them to stop that shit. It makes my heart hurt, but they don't appear to care much about Jesus, bless their hearts.
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:slowclap:

I like what you did there... ;)
 
Rhea said:
Lion IRC said:
Underseer said:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/rolltodisbelieve/2018/10/18/christians-should-not-cry-for-me/

Hey, kids! Want to be condescending, but don't want to sound like you're being condescending? Just use the Christian phrase "my heart hurts"!

Try it out!

"My heart hurts because you don't agree with me. Don't you know that I'm perfect and incapable of being wrong?"
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The antidote for this is to tell those people who feel sad about your atheism that they should eff off and mind their own :censored: business. Tell them you want to burn the bible and eff the skull of Jesus and flush consecrated Communion wafers down the toilet. Tell them you love the idea that God doesn't exist, that Nietzsche was right about the rich and powerful inheriting the Earth - not the meek - and that they should shake the dust off their sandals and eff off.

You probably won't ever hear from then again.
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It doesn't work.

And besides, they keep coming, like little army ants. They don't care what you've said to the others, they each vainly think THEY are going to have something new to say to you. So you'd have to say that to EVERY BLESSED ONE OF THEM.

Moreover, some of us don't like to swear, we wish they would go away and stop their shit when we politely decline. But they don't, they go on and on and say, "my heart hurts that you said you don't want to hear about my Jesus (again)!" It never ends.

Worse still, they vote in laws to stone adulteresses (being anti-abortion, like you, e.g.) as if their bible doesn't explicitly tell them to stop that shit. It makes my heart hurt, but they don't appear to care much about Jesus, bless their hearts.
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Hey Lion would you vote in a law to stone adulterers?

Kind of makes your head hurt doesn't it?
 
Lion IRC said:
Underseer said:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/rolltodisbelieve/2018/10/18/christians-should-not-cry-for-me/

Hey, kids! Want to be condescending, but don't want to sound like you're being condescending? Just use the Christian phrase "my heart hurts"!

Try it out!

"My heart hurts because you don't agree with me. Don't you know that I'm perfect and incapable of being wrong?"
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The antidote for this is to tell those people who feel sad about your atheism that they should eff off and mind their own :censored: business. Tell them you want to burn the bible and eff the skull of Jesus and flush consecrated Communion wafers down the toilet. Tell them you love the idea that God doesn't exist, that Nietzsche was right about the rich and powerful inheriting the Earth - not the meek - and that they should shake the dust off their sandals and eff off.

You probably won't ever hear from then again.
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News flash: not all atheists agree with Nietzsche or would burn a Bible. But since you believe all atheists have the same perspective on every issue (another way you dehumanize atheists) guess that doesn't matter.
 
skepticalbip said:
That sounds close to an old southern expression, "bless their heart". Any slur or vile description of someone is acceptable as long as it is followed by, "bless their heart".
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Hey, this hardcore atheist loves that expression. People in the south know exactly what it means. You don't like it? Well, bless your heart. ;) And, btw, have a blessed day while you're at it. :D Oh, and I feel very blessed to have the life that I do. It was a true blessing to be able to escape from the fundamentalist Christianity that I was taught to believe in, while growing up in New Jersey. Just to be clear, I'm talking about secular blessings, the only blessings which actually exist. :p

And, I guess that I could say that it hurts my heart that so many Christians have no idea how good most atheists are, bit that might sound a bit goofy. But hey. Whatever it takes to get you through the day is fine with me, just stop pretending you're better than the rest of us. Don't tell me what you believe. Tell me what you've done to make your community a better place. Tell me who you've helped. Tell me who you love. Tell me what you've accomplished in life that has made you a better person. Tell me something good.

You can let your heart stop hurting now, Christian friends. There's no reason to feel sorry for us, and I really would prefer that you be as happy as I am.
 
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How could you possibly get that I don't like the expression, "bless their heart"? I'm just sharing a bit of my colorful southern (as in south of Savannah) speech. Sorta like, when a guest leaves, it is only polite to say, "y'all come now, ya hear?"

Every region has unique expressions that sometimes sounds odd to "outsiders". I had a neighbor who was a transplant from Michigan that once asked me, "how come yous guys say y'all"? I reasoned that the best answer was to ask him, "how come y'all say yous guys". ;)
 
Part of the narrative is feeling sorry for those who do not find Jesus. t makes them feel god at ur emotional expenses, parasitic in a wat.

If you are Catholic you believe you are born behind the 8 ball until you are baptized.

If I am in a sour mood and a Christian says 'god bless you' I respond with 'which god?' or 'may Buddha bless you'.
 
steve_bank said:
Part of the narrative is feeling sorry for those who do not find Jesus. t makes them feel god at ur emotional expenses, parasitic in a wat.

If you are Catholic you believe you are born behind the 8 ball until you are baptized.

If I am in a sour mood and a Christian says 'god bless you' I respond with 'which god?' or 'may Buddha bless you'.
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Why alienate them? That would seem to be a good opportunity to ask them if they have any spare change. ;)
 
steve_bank said:
If I am in a sour mood and a Christian says 'god bless you' I respond with 'which god?' or 'may Buddha bless you'.
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I served with a guy, after a sneeze would shout 'nothing happens when you die!'

I just took to saying 'gesundheit' after sneezes, farts, coughs, vomit (from drinking, not from sea sickness), and hiccups.
 
steve_bank said:
Part of the narrative is feeling sorry for those who do not find Jesus. t makes them feel god at ur emotional expenses, parasitic in a wat.

If you are Catholic you believe you are born behind the 8 ball until you are baptized.

If I am in a sour mood and a Christian says 'god bless you' I respond with 'which god?' or 'may Buddha bless you'.
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OMB!
 
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