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So, i laughed at both inputs.
And i couldn't decide.
So i asked all my submariner buddies at work which was funnier.
There's an odd number so there couldn't be a tie, right?
JUST about half said 'toilet humor.'
JUST about half said 'sandwich opportunist.'
One asked why i'm on this forum during the workday. There's one in every group, right?

So i kicked him in the balls and flipped a coin.

Hickdive, the winner! Just barely.
 
Stealing another diver's food whilst they can't do anything about it - delicious.

Sinking the wrappers past them on their stops - priceless.

Anyway, do your worst;

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Pippi Longstocking never got a degree or developed any marketable skills. In her older years, considerably less cute and no longer capable of blowing boats out to sea, she discovered she could make a modest living blowing ... other things ... and supplemented her dietary needs however she could.
 
Five bucks for a bag of candy, my ass. Here's yet another half a Kit Kat that I've gotten for free. The kids are going to love my house this Halloween.
 
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The life and times of The Continental..."Let's see, where did I put the champagna?...Oh, here it is...You know,my little songbird, champagna is not champagna unless it comes from the province of Champagne. I learned that in Bartending School..."
 
Who can take the sunrise....
Sprinkle it with dew...
(nice pop rocket pants)
 
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Lily's dad took her band candy to work and sold all 100 bars in one day. His office was between the cafeteria and the company gym and all he had to do was keep the door open.
After turning in the money, Lily sat staring at the empty boxes for a long, long time. "There's got to be some way to make money for ME off of these things...." Then inspiration struck.
 
In the latest updated release of Return of the Jedi, the rescue of Han Solo has been cut out and replaced with a two hour documentary about Chewbacca running a crowd-funding campaign to pay off the debt to Jabba the Hutt, which George Lucas insists is completely consistent with the original storyline.

The attack on the second Death Star has also been redone as a recall election against the Emperor.
 
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The Soviet response to Reagan's attempt to push an anti-nuclear-missile weapon system through Congress (called 'Star Wars' by many in the press) received an enthusiastic, if confused, response from the populace.
 
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