Jimmy Higgins
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As the Title implies... these movies are quite different if taken backwards.
Gone with the Wind - Messiah performs miracles such as extinguishing the fires in Atlanta and resurrecting her husband and is fawned at by all those around her.
Jaws - Shark scares beach locals by throwing up people until they reopen the beaches.
The Fifth Element - Universe's greatest threat is expelled by spreading stones apart and then hero takes a nap.
Saving Private Ryan - Band of soldiers retreat from the beaches of Normandy, but not before leaving a private adrift in some random division.
Gidget - Teen surfer icon suffers from apparent head injury and slowly forgets how to surf.
12 Angry Men - Originally agreeing to not convict the defendant, the jury's discussions head towards conviction as jurors get convinced to convict.
Any James Bond Film - At least one woman is better off and alive instead of being dead.
Gone with the Wind - Messiah performs miracles such as extinguishing the fires in Atlanta and resurrecting her husband and is fawned at by all those around her.
Jaws - Shark scares beach locals by throwing up people until they reopen the beaches.
The Fifth Element - Universe's greatest threat is expelled by spreading stones apart and then hero takes a nap.
Saving Private Ryan - Band of soldiers retreat from the beaches of Normandy, but not before leaving a private adrift in some random division.
Gidget - Teen surfer icon suffers from apparent head injury and slowly forgets how to surf.
12 Angry Men - Originally agreeing to not convict the defendant, the jury's discussions head towards conviction as jurors get convinced to convict.
Any James Bond Film - At least one woman is better off and alive instead of being dead.