GQ's Least Influential People 2014

[Nice Squirrel]

http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201412/least-influential-people-2014

Ahh time for the list...

The Least Influential People of 2014
Another year, another round of people who took up vast clouds of oxygen, gave us back nothing of use, and probably helped accelerate the death of our planet. Here they are, in no particular order, although you'll probably assume we ranked them anyway, because most of you probably skipped this part

 

[Bronzeage]

I am most surprised I am not on this list.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I am most surprised I am not on this list.

Your rep at this web board probably saved you from making the list.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

What about those two babies in Africa who died of malnutrition while I was typing this sentence? Neither of them influenced anything at all.

 

[Bronzeage]

I am most surprised I am not on this list.

Your rep at this web board probably saved you from making the list.

In another life, my nickname among my friends was "Mr. GQ." It was expensive, but worth it. I am kind of hurt that GQ doesn't remember me.

 

[dismal]

"GQ writers who make stupid lists" must have just missed qualifying.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Wasibilly"

 

[Crazy Eddie]

What about those two babies in Africa who died of malnutrition while I was typing this sentence? Neither of them influenced anything at all.

They made you type this sentence. Disqualified!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

What about those two babies in Africa who died of malnutrition while I was typing this sentence? Neither of them influenced anything at all.

They made you type this sentence. Disqualified!

Actually, it was the ten who died in the minute beforehand who made me type it. The two who died while I was typing it were essentially redundant.

 

[credoconsolans]

http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201412/least-influential-people-2014

Ahh time for the list...

The Least Influential People of 2014
Another year, another round of people who took up vast clouds of oxygen, gave us back nothing of use, and probably helped accelerate the death of our planet. Here they are, in no particular order, although you'll probably assume we ranked them anyway, because most of you probably skipped this part

How big is this issue? Shouldn't it include something like 6.999999999 billion of us?