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Elixir

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I'm afraid I may have missed the Event of the Decade...
Just saw the last couple seconds of a Tucker Carlson piece. Took a while to figure out WTF he was upset about this time, but further research revealed that he had unusually good cause for his usually unwarranted daily conniption fit.
THE M&Ms ARE GETTING A FASHION MAKEOVER!
And it's driving the LCCs up a wall.
Did anyone else know about this? Why was I not informed?

Apparently there something truly offensive about the green one's shoes... sets off Tucker's gaydar or something.
That once-respected bastion of 'Murkin Trooth, the Wall Street Journal, stands ready to champion the Carlson Cause!

Green M&M’s Fashion Makeover ... Not Everyone Is Happy ​

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I wonder if it was intentional that the Green M&M is, er, was, a sex pot. There was an urban legend going around years ago that the green M&Ms made you horny. I can safely safely say, with great sadness, that is no longer the case. :pouting:
 
You guys are so sick.
God only knows what sites Loren has been visiting, and it's quite apparent that thebeave has somehow learned things that nobody should ever know.
I'll pray for you both.
 
Elixir said:
You guys are so sick.
God only knows what sites Loren has been visiting, and it's quite apparent that thebeave has somehow learned things that nobody should ever know.
I'll pray for you both.
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And you think you're qualified to cast the first stone?
 
Among present company?
I’ll reluctantly shoulder the burden of casting the first stone.

Fucking sinnners …
 
Elixir said:
You guys are so sick.
God only knows what sites Loren has been visiting, and it's quite apparent that thebeave has somehow learned things that nobody should ever know.
I'll pray for you both.
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Its actually a popular myth. Many people know about it. You are just behind the times. But thanks for the prayers anyway. I need them for other stuff :):

Green M&Ms as Aphrodisiacs
 
So, wait, wait, wait. I think i lost my place, here.

We WANT sexy candy, right? The Right, at least, thinks they should have kept Sexycandy... For kids.
We WANT a rapist skunk on the cartoon shows. It was wrong to maybe NOT teach kids not to take no for an answer if you're physically or socially offensive.
But we DO NOT want Drag Queens reading stories to kids in libraries. Because that's <sex>, give or take, and we shouldn't expose kids to concepts outside their age appropriate topic list.

So, sex is bad, rape is okay, unless it's a slave being raped by the plantation owner, then that's CRT, which is bad, but the statue of the rapist should stay up or people won't know their history of raping slaves, which they won't know because it's not on the statue, or in the textbooks, and there's not a cartoon skunk in drag that owns a plantation where they grow sexy chocolate....
 
I wonder why there's no outrage over the fact that no matter what color an M&M maybe, they all taste the same.
 
Tucker Carlson literally sounded like someone took away his spank bank. Poor boy.
 
Bronzeage said:
I wonder why there's no outrage over the fact that no matter what color an M&M maybe, they all taste the same.
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Did anyone ever think otherwise? Its not like they claimed that the reds taste like strawberry, or the greens taste like lime, yellows taste like banana and brown tastes like....um, I better just stop there.
 
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