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I should've included Pony Boy, on which Dickey plays slide dobro (and his bandmates play spoons on their knees!) Pretty amazing that he was 29 and a master of rock, country, jazz, and delta blues by this time.

You'd prefer refined humor about...Trump?

Man has always found patterns, balances, and intricate mechanisms in nature -- and then assumed there must be agency behind them. But we now understand what causes eclipses, moon phases, comets, planetary orbits, rainbows, salt crystals, parallel ripples in seabed sand, the Northern Lights, and...

My man Donald does not just fart. He has a purpose driven life; you need to look further. 1- Smoke signals to God. Did you think of that? Judgment may be coming from a different direction. 2- Hot boxing the entire courtroom is a good way to wrap up a session. I can picture the judge saying...

Trump called Thailand "Thighland"?? And in my state, thirty minutes away? That's one I missed. Too funny. The guy who knows "how the world works" and he can't pronounce Thailand or Yosemite. Dumbass 77-year-old seventh grader.

Niver Fight Uphill! Niver fight uphill, me boys! It'll gi' ye naught but trebble. I be Robert E. Lee O' the town o' Dundee, The droonken Irish rebel. from Zyprexa and the Ship of State: The Collected Verse of Donald Trump Vol. II (Regnery MCMXXIV)

Dickey Betts died Thursday at age 80 (the same age at which we lost Robbie Robertson last year -- another guitar master.) 7 ways to remember him: 1- In Memory of Elizabeth Reed -- Who else at the start of the 70s could produce such a fluid mix of jazz and rock? (Well, maybe Miles, in a different...

It's fine for you to poke fun at the Tennessee legislature. Not so fine if you live in Murfreesboro. There, days after an hours-long chemtrail hovered over the city, state troopers were called to Lytle Creek, where residents who had been frog-gigging reported seeing gay activity among the...

That, plus the effect on the jury of his pouting and posturing. Even if you support Trump on the issues, if you're on that jury, sharing the room with him with a solid month-plus, you'll see up close the petulance, the arrogance, the sheer immaturity of this bloated piglet.

A cop spots a car with its dome light on, parked in a make-out spot. He gets out and walks over. Inside, there's a young man doing a crossword puzzle and a young woman doing a cat's cradle with a yarn ball. He taps on the window, gets them to lower it, and asks the man, "How old are you?"...

Maybe. But those same charges were clear to the jury that put Michael Cohen in stir. I'm hopeful. The country really needs this guy to be officially labeled a criminal.

One month into the marriage, the wife says, "We've got to get some things straight, dear. You need to give up golf, just donate your clubs somewhere. Same for fishing, I want you to be at home. And you need to seriously lay off the beer." He says, "You're starting to sound like my ex-wife."...

12 Angry Men... is the only full-episode skit she did on the show (at least in seasons 1-3; I'm not familiar with later seasons.) I'll list my top 3 favorite short skits though: Season One, 'A Porn Star Is Born': the title skit is done as a silent movie, and it tells the raunchy story of a 20s...

Well, exactly. Matthew 19, near the end of his ministry, has him telling the disciples they will sit on twelve thrones and judge the twelve tribes of Israel (except that Judas...who knows...) In Matthew 20, en route to Jerusalem, he tells them that he will be 'delivered to the Gentiles to be...

Susan, Patricia, Leslie, Sandra, and Squeaky. No -- different cult. My bad.

Right, like Trump going down to Brownsville to welcome incoming Somalians. It could happen.

Oh, now I get it. While the guy was alive, he told his posse to preach only to Jews, he practiced Jewish rites and quoted Jewish scripture and called non-Jews dogs. But after his execution, and after a few generations had passed and the movement was experiencing controversy in its original...

Careful...you may run afoul of SOG (Scourge of Gideon), an anti-Dodoist offshoot of Opus Dei. They are ruthless and meticulous about scrubbing the ancient texts of details which may be used by eighth graders and similar commentators to disparage the scripture. They are now attempting to...

Bailiff (unfolds paper) : Your honor, it says 'We would like to have the Michael Cohen testimony read back to us. Also, some Purell and paper towels, we really can't put into words why.' Then, in a different hand, it says, 'Did he rilly pay zhat hore one hunnerd tirty tousand?! All we got...

Occam has a little stubble growing...