Profound Thoughts

[Atheos]

The only thing worth believing is that nothing is worth believing, including this adage.

 

[ZiprHead]

When bald people wash their faces, how high up do they go?

 

[connick]

And how did hotcakes become the standard unit of measurement for aggressive sales?

It turns out that no matter how well your hotcakes are selling, they are always selling like hotcakes. Q.E.D.


It's always bad to generalize.


It's hard telling not knowing.

 

[ZiprHead]

If you're going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work.

 

[ZiprHead]

Elevator music bothers me on so many levels.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Six ton monster with spikes and a tentacle growing out of its face" sounds way creepier than elephants actually are.

 

[ZiprHead]

I wonder if the guy who coined the term "one hit wonder" came up with any other phrases.

 

[ZiprHead]

Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

 

[ZiprHead]

Boobytrap backwards is partyboob.

 

[Fentoine Lum]

Where ever you go, there you are.

 

[ZiprHead]

If Watson isn't the most famous doctor in the world, than Who is.

 

[Fentoine Lum]

What is reality but a collective hunch?

Lillie Tomlin

 

[Fentoine Lum]

Admittedly I do not always live up to it, but I try to remember, every time I get to that wtf-it's-always-one-thing-after-another point, that yeah, that's what life is, one thing after another. Enjoy it while ya can.

 

[ZiprHead]

If you're experiencing joint pain, you're probably holding the lit end.

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

If you're experiencing joint pain, you're probably holding the lit end.

Been there. Done that.

 

[ZiprHead]

If you're experiencing joint pain, you're probably holding the lit end.

Been there. Done that.

Puffing that end is even worse.

 

[WAB]

If you're experiencing joint pain, you're probably holding the lit end.

Been there. Done that.

Puffing that end is even worse.

That's why they invented pipes.

 

[mudlark]

Mime artists seem to interact with invisible objects. Can we use them to detect dark matter?

 

[Gun Nut]

If you're experiencing joint pain, you're probably holding the lit end.

or worse... everything is working out just fine, untill you try and pull it out of your mouth between two fingers... but the paper sticks to your lip so it slides between your fingers, burning them with the cherry, knocking it off, and ripping a little skin off your lip. Triple Fumble... double pain.

 

[Elixir]

If you're experiencing joint pain, you're probably holding the lit end.

or worse... everything is working out just fine, untill you try and pull it out of your mouth between two fingers... but the paper sticks to your lip so it slides between your fingers, burning them with the cherry, knocking it off, and ripping a little skin off your lip. Triple Fumble... double pain.

Spoken like an actual Coloradan...