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We need a new word.

We sometimes use the phrase ‘oxygen thief’.

Yeah, but that's still limited to the usefulness, or complete absence of use, without the element of 'i am surprised i was still able to be surprised at just HOW fucking useless thou art.'
And i have yelled at some sub sailors to 'STOP BREATHING MY AIR!' Made one get a sack of air topside. Breathe that when we close the hatches. You're too worthless to breathe the O2 we make.
 
Classic names like Rubes or Easy Marks.

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We sometimes use the phrase ‘oxygen thief’.

Yeah, but that's still limited to the usefulness, or complete absence of use, without the element of 'i am surprised i was still able to be surprised at just HOW fucking useless thou art.'
And i have yelled at some sub sailors to 'STOP BREATHING MY AIR!' Made one get a sack of air topside. Breathe that when we close the hatches. You're too worthless to breathe the O2 we make.

Temporary Australians. Definitely applicable to idiot drivers.
 
Classic names like Rubes or Easy Marks.

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I’m still partial to “plague rats”.
Plus, it triggers the … uh … plague rats and their defenders.
 
Classic names like Rubes or Easy Marks.

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I’m still partial to “plague rats”.
Plus, it triggers the … uh … plague rats and their defenders.

Rat-licking, plague-spreading, self-centered, wormer-spreading, peroxide-aerosolizing, chemistry experiments?
 
Classic names like Rubes or Easy Marks.

Darwin Award Potentials

Malignant Stupidity

Living object lesson

Control Group subjects

Naturally De-selected

overstocked medication disposal units

I’m still partial to “plague rats”.
Plus, it triggers the … uh … plague rats and their defenders.

Rat-licking, plague-spreading, self-centered, wormer-spreading, peroxide-aerosolizing, chemistry experiments?

I did an anagram of the letters and we could call them CAPPERS. :)
 
I mean, i like shadenfreude, "I am entertained by watching your predictable and deserved suffering." But that's no longer enough.

A capitol rioter, Brandon Fellows, who allegedly smoked weed in a congressman's office, defended himself in court. Federal court. After the judge tried to tell him, you hadn't ought'ta do that.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/brand...court-accidentally-admits-to-two-new-felonies

He was steadfast thow, and on the stand admitted:

One-he gained access to the Capitol through a broken window. A felony he had not been charged with up to then.

Two-he tried to get a previous judge removed from the case using the judge’s wife’s contact information. Another surprise felony gifted to the prosecution.

Strangely, he was not released from custody after that.

So, yeah, we need something to sum 'shadenfreude' with an element of "My expectations were low, man, but JESUS!!"
The English language has already given us a word: "Trump." As everything he did was in his name, I say, let him have the name.

All that's left is for us as a society to give it the proper connotation. For example:

"He really trumped it up this time."
"He make a complete trump of himself in court."
"What a trumping idiot."
 
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