Keith&Co.
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Dwayne Johnson, 'The Rock', Gonzo's cleric
Margot Robbie, Pepe's rogue
Ian McKellen, The Swedish Chef's magic user
Kermit DMs, obviously. Poor sod...
Sir Ian: Heindend heevuhn whooshity.
Kermit: Right, (die roll) the fireball takes out the orc war band, but Pepe was sneaking up behind the band. Make your save.
Margot: I'm okay, okay? I have the Orb of Fire Dragon, see, so flames do not hurt me, okay?
Kermit: ONCE AGAIN, it's inside your bag of holding, you DO NOT GET THE BENEFITS if it's essentially IN A POCKET UNIVERSE!
Margot: It is a HOly RELic, OKAY!
Jason: It's a red dragon's testicle, not the holy grail.
Margot: You can shut your barbarian pie hole, okay?