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Doctor Dolittle: If I were asked to sing in hippopotamus, Polynesia: What would you say? Doctor Dolittle: I’d say, “why notamus!”

Actually I guess it didn't so much make me laugh as make me jealous.

Later that evening, having a few beers with his envious buddies at the bar, Fred recounted the afternoon he spent in the pool surrounded by large breasted chicks.

Looks like Jeffries finished that HAM radio kit he was working on and tried powering it up...

I'll pack a lunch and follow you anywhere baby.

"One does not simply walk into Morder" (One does not simply walk into mortar)

WINNER! I'm liking Bomb#20's entry. WINNER!

A horse goes into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender draws a mug and sets it in front of him with a worried look. "I'm getting concerned. Every day you come in here and drink until you can barely crawl home. Do you think you might be alcoholic?" The horse replies, "I don't think I am." And...

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"Houston, I'm surrounded by a bunch of lowercase a's. They're interfering with my ability to complete the EVA. Please advise."

"Didn't miss it by thaaaaat much."

I remember awhile back this guy pioneered the idea of children's bedtime stories that adults could enjoy as well.