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The US navy should introduce a new classification of ships for Donald Trump called the Clown Class. They would carry navy yeoman trained to act like loudmouth idiots to antagonize US adversaries in foreign ports.

Since this news broke I looked forward to reading the Fox News opinion columns and the hilarious comments section. Guess what? They shut down the comments section! I guess they anticipated how easy it would be to ridicule their pathetic spin on it.:p

"Last shuttle to Earth" [carbon dated - 300,000 years ago] Poor guy missed it by 3 minutes.

"The Trumpits"

Falling Down

I did the exact same thing a couple of months ago. I had an inflammation in my left shoulder and couldn't lift my arm more than 20 degrees.

Journey to the Center of The Human Hamster Wheel

Canada has had some of the best poets in the world. Here is one by EJ Pratt about the Titanic. https://canpoetry.library.utoronto.ca/pratt/poem6.htm

Dude, where's my covid? A bumbling buffoon is devastated as his family and friends drop like flies from a virus. He sets out on a journey to find its origin. Hilarity ensues as everyone he meets gets it. It finally dawns on him that he is the origin. In his moment of realization he begins to...

Sorry, I was referring to Sean Hannity accusing Biden of calling the current travel bans racist which he never did.

Yes, Biden did call a travel ban racist. The one where Trump banned travel from certain muslim majority countries to prevent terrorists coming to the USA based on no evidence. Meanwhile Saudi Arabia is the biggest exporter of terrorists in the world but Trump is a great admirer of their...

Isn't Trump supposed to be the greatest dealmaker of all time? Why didn't he even try to negotiate an agreement between the Kurds and Turkey?

One night I was dreaming I was with a group of people and a girl was talking to me but I couldn't make out what she was saying. The words gradually became clearer until I could make out " Low battery...beep...low battery...beep...low battery..". I thought "why the heck is she saying that?" then...

Ancient Native American hunters chase the last herd of American horses into a blind canyon and proceed to slaughter them. Invention of man made extinction. White men riding on horseback easily overcome Native American populations. Invention of Irony 'or' the "Why the hell didn't we think of...

Oga: I spent all day traveling 12 miles to gather all these tasteless gourds! They're heavy and now my back hurts. There must be a better way! Org: Me think of something. Invention of the wheelbarrow.

Who is the fancy looking guy to the right of the fashion model in combat fatigues?

Haha! Like this? I'm going to respond to this comment with a well reasoned argument and a list of facts that dispute all his points. Commenter doubles down with more garbage and calls me a moron I haven't had a serious discussion on facebook for years now.

So he took you literally on your word that just because it's not Wednesday it must be serious?

forget it

Deuce Bigelow, Male Gigolo