11 Incredible Atheist Billboards Will Soon Go Up in Northern Ohio

[NobleSavage]

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friend...-billboards-will-soon-go-up-in-northern-ohio/

And 8 more at the link.

 

[Rhea]

I like those. Friendly, open, polite.

 

[Keith&Co.]

I like those. Friendly, open, polite.

I do, too. But twenty quatloos says one of the first reviews uses 'atheists are getting desperate' in the first paragraph.

 

[RavenSky]

I LOVE these billboards. Open, friendly, non-judgmental, non-confrontational... perfect.

I will be curious to see if these get defaced too.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Why do you atheists feel the need to spit in Christians' faces like this?

You truly are a hateful group of pathetic losers.

 

[Perspicuo]

I like those. Friendly, open, polite.

Offensive, persecuting of us Christians, summoning Satan, spreading the gay.

It's also against the constitution as it attacks religion. It's allowed only because we have a fascist president.


(Or at least that's what they're gonna say!)

 

[bilby]

When are people going to learn. You cannot grow a beard without a moustache. It ALWAYS looks creepy. I am sorely tempted to become a Christian, just to avoid being associated with this person in any way.

 

[Earl IV]

When are people going to learn. You cannot grow a beard without a moustache. It ALWAYS looks creepy. I am sorely tempted to become a Christian, just to avoid being associated with this person in any way.

Haven't been around too many Amish have you?

 

[Keith&Co.]

When are people going to learn. You cannot grow a beard without a moustache. It ALWAYS looks creepy. I am sorely tempted to become a Christian, just to avoid being associated with this person in any way.

Haven't been around too many Amish have you?

When i did it, i looked like Brigham Young...

 

[braces_for_impact]

 

[Wayne Delia]

"See, I told you atheism is a religion!" [/fundie]

 

[bilby]

When are people going to learn. You cannot grow a beard without a moustache. It ALWAYS looks creepy. I am sorely tempted to become a Christian, just to avoid being associated with this person in any way.

Haven't been around too many Amish have you?

I dunno; are Amish known for taking intercontinental vacations? If not, it is unlikely I have ever met one.

 

[Rhea]

When are people going to learn. You cannot grow a beard without a moustache. It ALWAYS looks creepy. I am sorely tempted to become a Christian, just to avoid being associated with this person in any way.

Haven't been around too many Amish have you?

I dunno; are Amish known for taking intercontinental vacations? If not, it is unlikely I have ever met one.

True - they aren't known for that. But they do carry off a mustacheless beard without looking creepy. Most times.

 

[bilby]

When are people going to learn. You cannot grow a beard without a moustache. It ALWAYS looks creepy. I am sorely tempted to become a Christian, just to avoid being associated with this person in any way.

Haven't been around too many Amish have you?

I dunno; are Amish known for taking intercontinental vacations? If not, it is unlikely I have ever met one.

True - they aren't known for that. But they do carry off a mustacheless beard without looking creepy. Most times.

I find that very, very hard to believe.

 

[Rhea]

I find that very, very hard to believe.

It may be a matter of subjective taste... google amish beard images and see what you think.

 

[bilby]

I find that very, very hard to believe.

It may be a matter of subjective taste... google amish beard images and see what you think.

I did that. Now I wish I hadn't. The least horrible ones look like they are wearing poorly fitting stage beards, but most of them look like child molesters.

Not that I am suggesting that having a beard without a moustache makes you molest children, of course. But it makes you look like you probably do. I am sure some people with this style of facial hair lead respectable and kind lives, doing good works in their communities, and only molesting children on very rare occasions. But really, they need to stop doing that. (and it would be nice if they would stop molesting children, too).

 

[Rhea]

:laughing-smiley-014

uh-oh. can't un-see that, huh?

 

[bilby]

:laughing-smiley-014

uh-oh. can't un-see that, huh?

Am currently googling for mind-bleach.

 

[Juma]

Not that I am suggesting that having a beard without a moustache makes you molest children, of course. But it makes you look like you probably do.

What? What the **** came that from? I think you need some serious counselling...

 

[bilby]

Not that I am suggesting that having a beard without a moustache makes you molest children, of course. But it makes you look like you probably do.

What? What the **** came that from? I think you need some serious counselling...

I think you need a sense of humour.

But none of us can change the world by thinking alone.

 

[Perspicuo]

"See, I told you atheism is a religion!" [/fundie]

Fundamentalists aren't in the habit of reading things as allegorical, so that may not be such an improbable response.

 

[jonJ]

I dunno; are Amish known for taking intercontinental vacations? If not, it is unlikely I have ever met one.

I may be wrong, but I seem to remember reading that the Amish send their young people out to the real world for a year or two after high school. If they come back, great -- if they don't, then they probably wouldn't have been happy there anyway. If that's true, it makes a lot of sense.

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

When are people going to learn. You cannot grow a beard without a moustache. It ALWAYS looks creepy. I am sorely tempted to become a Christian, just to avoid being associated with this person in any way.

Two words: Ken Ham.

Bad facial hair is universal.

 

[Underseer]

I LOVE these billboards. Open, friendly, non-judgmental, non-confrontational... perfect.

I will be curious to see if these get defaced too.

Of course they will be defaced.

Because Jesus is all about love. Why wouldn't Jesus followers want to show their love through acts of vandalism? If you suggest there's anything wrong with Christians expressing their love, then you are oppressing Christians! Stop persecuting Christians!

 

[The Paul]

I LOVE these billboards. Open, friendly, non-judgmental, non-confrontational... perfect.

I will be curious to see if these get defaced too.

Of course they will be defaced. The people who supposedly have the immutable word of God on their side are far too insecure in the beliefs to allow dissenting voices to be heard.