All Immigrants Should Be Required To Convert To Christianity

[Potoooooooo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLrqkP-XBi8


On his radio program today, Bryan Fischer recommended that the United States adopt an immigration policy based upon the Bible, meaning that all immigrants must convert to Christianity and completely leave behind their native practices, beliefs, culture, and language.

If we "did immigration God's way," Fischer said, that would mean that "those who came to our shores would be expected to adopt our religious values and traditions — that would mean Christianity and not Islam — and they would leave behind their religion and their god."

"That would mean leaving behind Islam and Allah," he explained, as well as adopting Judeo-Christian values, which means they they would not be allowed to complain about the sale or consumption of bacon or the inability to obtain Halal foods.

"If this were to happen," he concluded, "we would have one god, we would have one law, we would have one culture, and we would have one language":

 

[Underseer]

It's getting harder and harder to tell the Christians and Muslims apart.

 

[GenesisNemesis]

Now I know why they hate multiculturalism so much- it's far too complex for them to comprehend.

 

[DBT]

It'd be a much simpler World if everyone dropped their attachment to unjustified beliefs, antiquated religions with their imaginary Sky Daddies.

 

[bleubird]

Are not most immigrants Catholics from LATIN countries?

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

It's getting harder and harder to tell the Christians and Muslims apart.

The Muslims are the ones wearing the funny hats.

 

[bilby]

Are not most immigrants Catholics from LATIN countries?

Yeah, and who the fuck speaks Latin?

Learn English, that's our langwidge.

 

[Clivedurdle]

Jesus spoke KJV English, so should everyone!

 

[dystopian]

Jim: "Yes! This is perfect. We've changed the laws so that everyone must convert to our religion. Isn't it a wonderful time to be alive?"

Bob: "Absolutely, to think I would see our country united in protestantism!"

Jim: "Yes, exa-- wait what? Surely you mean Catholicism?"

Bob: "Catholicism? Gasp! We are not Mary worshippers!"

Pete: "Fuck y'all, you motherfuckers need to be born again in the proper church!"

And so, the Christians learned a valuable lesson about... oh who are we kidding, that's how the American Denomination Wars began; wars which went out with a sizzle towards the end of the 21st century as all the people from other religions and cultures who would've otherwise immigrated to the US instead chose to stay home as opposed to replacing an aging population that couldn't keep production high enough to meet the demand of bullets and bibles.

 

[Keith&Co.]

an aging population that couldn't keep production high enough to meet the demand of bullets and bibles.

Are you kidding? The Good Ol' American Work Ethic will certainly ensure we keep high production quotas on bullets and bibles.

We'll outsource clothing, food, education and our TV networks will broadcast in Mandarin, but we'll keep the Made in America stamp on the core values.

 

[dystopian]

an aging population that couldn't keep production high enough to meet the demand of bullets and bibles.

Are you kidding? The Good Ol' American Work Ethic will certainly ensure we keep high production quotas on bullets and bibles.
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We'll outsource clothing, food, education and our TV networks will broadcast in Mandarin, but we'll keep the Made in America stamp on the core values.

That gun looks ridiculously small. I thought Americans liked everything big.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Would you feel better to know it's a Large Print The Books?

 

[ideologyhunter]

Speaking as Captain Obvious, doesn't this mean that the friggin Pilgrims should've worshipped Squanto's Great Spirit?