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An alternative method for cooking chicken

bilby

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23,034 slaps at one per second would take about 6 and a half hours; Of course, as the chicken gets hotter, the losses to the environment could become significant, so it may require quite a lot longer (depending on how well insulated it is).

Also, delivering a slap every second for over six hours probably requires a relay of slap-chefs, unless they are very well trained for high stamina.
 

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That would certainly work up an appetite.

I've been cooking chicken in various ways most of my life. This includes baking, roasting, frying, and smoking.

Anyone who brings a whole chicken to 400F internal temperature is not going to have much left to eat, so I'm kind of suspicious of the rest of his math.
 

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I think slapping chickens is still illegal in some states.
 

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Does the hand that slaps the chicken at 3,726 mph also get to 400F? I imagine so, because who is to say if the hand slapped the chicken or the chicken slapped the hand... classic paradox, I know.

oh, and kale is a GARNISH, you savages.
 
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