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And now for the 2015 award for "petulant entitled tea partier of the year"

 
 
 
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And now for the 2015 award for "petulant entitled tea partier of the year" - goes to a man in my town who complained bitterly about his tax money going to a "seniors program" (hilariously called on the budget, "adult entertainment," I am not kidding you) because it was too socialist. He complained again and again about the unfairness of having to pay the princely sum of $1.63 per year on this waste and I invited him to just freaking GO to the lunch if he wanted his money back so badly, even though he is only 47, and I'd personallypay the seniors for his meal.

I just had lunch with one of the seniors who told me that the little bastard _actually_showed_up_ at the Christmas lunch to get his hard-earned money back. After eating $5 worth of spaghetti at the restaurant, he apparently feels better. So now I"m sending the Seniors a check for $5 to fulfill my side of the bargain. But what a douchebag. Wow.
 
There will be some stiff competition this year. And it is only March.
 
I think you misunderstood his anger. He was politely pushing for truth in advertising (i.e. that adult entertainment should be adult entertainment, not free spaghetti dinners).
 
How about the mass murderer Brevik, complaining that he has to have two of the same meals in a row while in prison?
 
Rhea said:
And now for the 2015 award for "petulant entitled tea partier of the year" - goes to a man in my town who complained bitterly about his tax money going to a "seniors program" (hilariously called on the budget, "adult entertainment," I am not kidding you) because it was too socialist. He complained again and again about the unfairness of having to pay the princely sum of $1.63 per year on this waste and I invited him to just freaking GO to the lunch if he wanted his money back so badly, even though he is only 47, and I'd personallypay the seniors for his meal.

I just had lunch with one of the seniors who told me that the little bastard _actually_showed_up_ at the Christmas lunch to get his hard-earned money back. After eating $5 worth of spaghetti at the restaurant, he apparently feels better. So now I"m sending the Seniors a check for $5 to fulfill my side of the bargain. But what a douchebag. Wow.
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or you could demand a $3.37 refund from him just to see how red in the face he can get :D
 
And that guy, delightfully named Warm Beer, who went to North Korea and attempted to steal a propaganda banner showing the revered late leader, and is now surprised and shocked that they'd sentence him to 15 years of hard labor? And of course, the pastor who egged him on gets off scott free, as usual, and probably can make some hay off this incident in his sermons.
 
There's a guy here in town I see occasionally driving around in a rusty, POS Chevy Malibu that has the back of his car covered with anti-Obama, anti-liberal bumper stickers. I'm sure he feels it's the liberals fault he's poor and can't afford anything better than that Malibu POS.
 
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