Bizarro World Famous Movie Lines

[ZiprHead]

Let's try a new game.

Member posts a famous movie line and responders say the wrong movie it's from. As usual, please give it a day before calling the winner so members on the other side of the world can participate.

I'll start.:

"Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

 

[Arctish]

Fantastic Voyage

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Don't think this will work because The Naked Gun can probably be the answer for all of them.

 

[skepticalbip]

Don't think this will work because The Naked Gun can probably be the answer for all of them.

If not Naked Gun then either Blazing Saddles or Spaceballs could be the answer for any quote given.

 

[ZiprHead]

I herewith ban Naked Gun, Blazing Saddles, and Spaceballs.

Not really.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I herewith ban Naked Gun, Blazing Saddles, and Spaceballs.

Not really.

The Naked Gun

 

[Thomas II]

The Naked Gun 2 1/2

 

[Patooka]

The Spacballs.

...I fucked it up, didn't I?

 

[Arctish]

"Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

Pinocchio

 

[Patooka]

"Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

 

[Bomb#20]

"Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Alien

 

[ZiprHead]

Alien

Perfect! Winner. @hurtinbuckaroo

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Alien

Perfect! Winner. @hurtinbuckaroo

Thanks! Here’s one of my favorites:

“Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”

 

[Arctish]

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Everything you wanted to know about sex...

 

[jonatha]

Castaway

 

[Bomb#20]

Unbelievable Adventures of Italians in Russia

 

[ZiprHead]

The Road To Wellville

 

[Elixir]

Easy Rider

 

[Gospel]

Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins

 

[jonatha]

I have been informed I am to deliver the next line...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Castaway

I composed the post and never sent it.

There's the winner. It reminds me of the "Castaway" spoof where the FedEx package he saved contains a satellite phone, etc.

I thought someone might say "The Wizard of Oz". Surrender Dorothy, my ass.

 

[ZiprHead]

I have been informed I am to deliver the next line...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Argo

As in "Argo fuck yourself."

 

[Bomb#20]

I have been informed I am to deliver the next line...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Star Wars: Episode Four

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The King's Speech

 

[Arctish]

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Zorro, The Gay Blade

 

[jonatha]

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Zorro, The Gay Blade

Arctish wins. (The accent matches...)

 

[Arctish]

Thanks.

"I'm your huckleberry."

 

[ZiprHead]

The French Chef

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Hounds of Baskerville

 

[Arctish]

The French Chef

Winner!

 

[ZiprHead]

"I'm one stomach flu away from my goal weight."

 

[Elixir]

Lost

 

[ZiprHead]

Lost

Winner by default. @Elixir

 

[Elixir]

Okay then... what movie is this from?

“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.”​

 

[Thomas II]

Okay then... what movie is this from?

“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.”​

 

[jonatha]

Debbie Does Dallas

 

[Arctish]

The Great Escape

 

[ZiprHead]

The Rock

 

[Elixir]

Debbie Does Dallas

Instant devolution into gutter humor wins the day again!
All yours, @jonatha!

 

[jonatha]

"You can't handle the truth"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The Truth about Cats and Dogs

 

[Bomb#20]

Liar Liar

 

[Jayjay]

"You can't handle the truth"

The Handler

 

[Patooka]

True Lies.

 

[Arctish]

Divide and Conquer: The Story of Roger Ailes

 

[jonatha]

Liar Liar

Winner

 

[Bomb#20]

It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead.

 

[bilby]

It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead.

The Empire Strikes Back