Brass Hand In Pocket - an Olympics 2024 parody song

[Person19960]

oh YES I sure DID! Well, I'm not done yet, I just got started on this original PARODY SONG and I am sharing my rough draft/WIP to show that I'm a bit too busy to return to any other threads or discussions right now.

Brass Hand In Pocket - an original parody for Paris Olympics 2024

I got hand, in pocket
I got pistol, I'm gonna use it
In Paris, at the Olympics
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

[2nd verse pending brainstorm]

Gonna use one arm, gonna use my legs
Gonna use my training, gonna use my sidestep
Gonna use one finger, gonna use my, my, my
My safety glasses

'Cause I gonna make you see
There's nobody can say, Turkish Gendarmerie
I'm Yusuf (Silver)
Just Yusuf (Silver)
I just commanded your damn attention, I'm from Turkey



The original song:

I laughed SO MUCH but now it feels like work.

The image/story:

The story: https://apnews.com/article/olympics...kish-shooter-a7890124304080a48e7ee4294004d306

Okay, who likes it?

lol, ETA, he has Brass BALLS in pocket

but [PTSD]

 

[Person19960]

Back to the WIP, the 2nd verse has slang that I'll see if LP or anyone else wants to delve into:

I got rhythm, I can't miss a beat
I got a new skank, so reet
Got something, I'm winking at you
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

- oh did I skip my Adderall? OH HOLD ON, this will be a lot better in 15 minutes.

Lyrics: https://genius.com/Pretenders-brass-in-pocket-lyrics

 

[Person19960]

oh, related:

Yusuf Dikec, a Turkish Olympic shooter, made headlines by winning a silver medal in the mixed team 10m air pistol event. His relaxed shooting style, avoiding specialized gear, drew significant attention. Rigorous preparation was key to their success. Dikec's military background was also highlighted by social media users amidst online discussions.​

Read more at:
https://economictimes.indiatimes.co...ofinterest&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=cppst

 

[Person19960]

Oh NO, Alanis!

 

[Person19960]

Do I need to give myself this much extra credit homework? It's FML I Need New Passwords Again Day, or, Forgive Me, Internet, for I have Sinned; It Has Been Two Days Since My Last Login.

I used Camel Caps but no quotation marks.

ETA though

ETA --

'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's winning a silver medal (??)

 

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