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Even at his age, Steve Martin is pulling out all the stops.
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Oh goodness! Trump is creating photos for his own memes now!
Hey, hey! Did anyone drop this? I saw a whole bunch of these in that church just lying around. I picked this one up, and was wondering if someone dropped it. The book is the Holy... Bible. Hmm... no author listed on the front.
Oh goodness! Trump is creating photos for his own memes now!
Hey, hey! Did anyone drop this? I saw a whole bunch of these in that church just lying around. I picked this one up, and was wondering if someone dropped it. The book is the Holy... Bible. Hmm... no author listed on the front.
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Well, since lighting didn't strike this little posed scene, we can safely conclude that God just doesn't exist . . .
Well, since lighting didn't strike this little posed scene, we can safely conclude that God just doesn't exist . . .
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Guard against those men who make a great noise about religion, in choosing representatives. It is electioneering. If they knew the nature and worth of religion, they would not debauch it to such shameful purposes. If pure religion is the criterion to denominate candidates, those who make a noise about it must be rejected; for their wrangle about it, proves that they are void of it. Let honesty, talents and quick despatch, characterise the men of your choice.
John Leland (1754-1841)
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Still smells like tear gas out here.
Oops, sorry. That's the shit in my pants.
Still smells like tear gas out here.
Oops, sorry. That's the shit in my pants.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get a blasphemous photo op at St. John's Episcopal church.
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This is a good place to practice my frowny face photo op. Hope told me to hold this book, not sure why though.
This is a good place to practice my frowny face photo op. Hope told me to hold this book, not sure why though.
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I hope them red dawn mofos show up soon. My feet hurt.
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Oh gawd, why did I have to have all that garlic rich food for lunch?!
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Meanwhile, the military ensures Trump does no more interviews by the Lincoln Memorial.
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Alright let's take it from the top, let's get it right troops our performance is tonight. A 1 and a 2 and a 3....queue music.
They initially looked tough, but that image was undercut somewhat when they ran away screaming as the ghost of Lincoln possessed his statue and began stomping on them.
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Meanwhile, inside:
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Okay let's try this one.
Sorry I don't know how to make the picture bigger.
Sorry I don't know how to make the picture bigger.
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CPR on an elephant isn’t an easy task.
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Noah decided not to take any elephants on the ark.
When they said to go outside for the Covid test I thought a slender piece of wood not the whole trunk would be used up my nose.
When they said to go outside for the Covid test I thought a slender piece of wood not the whole trunk would be used up my nose.
This should reinflate your hair...
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Redneck facemask.
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Like many who came before her, Suzanne's first lesson playing the elephone was also her last.
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Take it away jonatha - THE WINNER!
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The new Americans With Disability Act Guidelines for grab bars really have architects in a funk . . .
The new Americans With Disability Act Guidelines for grab bars really have architects in a funk . . .
Wait ... a MEN'S room? You mean, I did all of that bad-assed gymnastic parkour shit simply to take a piss and there weren't even any girls watching? Damn.
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A new gymnasium for mice is making its debut.
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Merely a philosophical version of the old saying, "Go, piss up a rope."
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Media had difficulties breaking apart how many people attended the George Floyd protest from those who attended the Asthma awareness event.
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Donald Trump: "Good people, lots of good people. See this wearing of masks, not good. You can't breathe. Now, I now how to breathe, you can't wear a mask that covers your face. Am I right? These people shouldn't have masks. Masks, probably made in China. Not good. Not good. Did I mention how to breathe?"
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Geezus Krist! Who farted?
Winner! Take it away, Jimmy Higgins!
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Appreciate it, though it was a thin field.
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"...and a one and a two and a three ..."
Or
"Take off your mask."
"No I won't take off my mask."
"I said TAKE OFF YOUR MASK."
"No, I won't take off my mask."
"If you don't take off your mask I can't see whether you can take my penis."
"Exactly!"
Or
"Take off your mask."
"No I won't take off my mask."
"I said TAKE OFF YOUR MASK."
"No, I won't take off my mask."
"If you don't take off your mask I can't see whether you can take my penis."
"Exactly!"
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And now for my next trick I'll just wave this magic wand and something stupid will magically appear on Twitter.
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Where exactly do I put this thing?
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Since Angelo is missing in action i will contribute our next item.
