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hyzer

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Thanks! Have at it:


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Jimmy Higgins

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Damn Dementors!


Meanwhile, at the St. Paul Catholic Church in Minneapolis in June...
 

Gospel

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I'll take the season not to cry me a river for $1000 Alex.
 

Jimmy Higgins

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Western Aussie Sex Shop

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This llama's neck seems shorter than normal. Can I get it discounted?
 

Tigers!

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When you stop leaving your dags all over the store you can walk beside me.


When I find the butcher's section it will not take long.
 

Bomb#20

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"The destruction of this planet would have no significance on a cosmic scale."
 

SLD

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But Hyzer is not available so....moving this along...

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Good, god, people, quit arguing about the structure of the legislature! You’re both right, have two houses, say terms of six and two. Now shut the fuck up and go to bed. It’s dawn already.
 

Gospel

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I told the lensman to capture the landscape. Not sure why he chose this spot.
 

Thomas II

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BTW, I didn't say "Let them eat cake" because she is fatter than he is. I would not make a joke about that.
I was saying "let them eat their wedding cake..." I think she's a beautiful woman...

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Thomas II

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E, I was responding to #14.729 by ZiprHead not to your picture, which was fine...My bad, I should have answered directly to his post...
 

ZiprHead

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"Anyway, I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I took the ferry to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. To take the ferry cost a nickel, and back then nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say."
 

Thomas II

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This isn't a motion caption thread, this is a photo caption thread. Don't make me tell Dad.

Don't talk about motion...I've been driving all day with a driver side mirror that has delaminated and I was getting motion sickness...so please Gospel, since it is your picture, give us something with no... motion... :sick:

Don't make me tell Jimmy's Dad...
 
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Elixir

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“Toilet paper on my shoe? No there isn’t!!! You bastard!!”
 

Gospel

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George: I can't resolve whether that is the sound of sex or violence.
Becky: I think it's both.
 

Jimmy Higgins

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Yeah, I can hear her scratching in there. So your maid served your egg soft boiled instead of hard boiled? I know, how else are they going to learn? How long has she been in there? Two days? Yeah, one or two more and she'll be as good as new. Won't get any more soft boi... I think I hear her crying. How cute.
 
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