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Thanks! Have at it:
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Totally gonna poke that boy’s eyes out.
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Damn Dementors!
Meanwhile, at the St. Paul Catholic Church in Minneapolis in June...
Meanwhile, at the St. Paul Catholic Church in Minneapolis in June...
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Bukkake face Shield Fail...Thanks! Have at it:
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Thomas II wins! An icy blast from the past.
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This llama's neck seems shorter than normal. Can I get it discounted?
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This llama's neck seems shorter than normal. Can I get it discounted?
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After Christmas, there was a sale on left-over live manger characters . . .
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When I find the butcher's section it will not take long.
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WINNER!
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But Hyzer is not available so....moving this along...
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Good, god, people, quit arguing about the structure of the legislature! You’re both right, have two houses, say terms of six and two. Now shut the fuck up and go to bed. It’s dawn already.But Hyzer is not available so....moving this along...
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But Hyzer is not available so....moving this along...
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US politicians have always been entirely found on the right.
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I... um... wait... What the hell???
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The beginning of Orchid Hand’s tragic origin story.
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Let them eat cake...
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I think she ate his.
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BTW, I didn't say "Let them eat cake" because she is fatter than he is. I would not make a joke about that.
I was saying "let them eat their wedding cake..." I think she's a beautiful woman...
I was saying "let them eat their wedding cake..." I think she's a beautiful woman...
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Since that was precisely my thought…
WINNER!!
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E, I was responding to #14.729 by ZiprHead not to your picture, which was fine...My bad, I should have answered directly to his post...
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That really wasn't supposed to be an entry but... a win is a win.
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"Anyway, I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I took the ferry to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. To take the ferry cost a nickel, and back then nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say."
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Where is Simon of Cyrene when you need him...
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This isn't a motion caption thread, this is a photo caption thread. Don't make me tell Dad.
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Don't talk about motion...I've been driving all day with a driver side mirror that has delaminated and I was getting motion sickness...so please Gospel, since it is your picture, give us something with no... motion...
Don't make me tell Jimmy's Dad...
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Too late Jimmy, this was funny. Winner!
Edit: I'll stick to non-motion moving forward.
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Too late Jimmy, this was funny. Winner!
Edit: I'll stick to non-motion moving forward.
Next picture...
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The maid missed a spot.
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Yeah, I can hear her scratching in there. So your maid served your egg soft boiled instead of hard boiled? I know, how else are they going to learn? How long has she been in there? Two days? Yeah, one or two more and she'll be as good as new. Won't get any more soft boi... I think I hear her crying. How cute.