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Tigers!

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On the wing waiting for a kick.
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Bible believing revelational redemptionist (Baptist)
Tigger is wondering if he should bounce out of his yard to chase Christopher Robin.

How do I give a good review to that dog grooming salon? They did a great job.
 

Wiploc

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Denver
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Strong Atheist

"Round up the usual suspects."

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."

"I aim to misbehave!"

"Small price to pay for beauty."

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

"Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."

"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

"Oh, we got trouble, right here in River City."

"Who ya gonna call?"

"That's not a moon!"

"No swimming!"

"This ain't my first rodeo."

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women."

"The first rule of fight club ..."

"Hulk smash!"

"Tell them Valdez is coming."

“Let’s take the foreplay as read, shall we?”

and ...

“He comes out, he looks around, he wrinkles up his little nose, he sniffs around a little, he sees his shadow, he doesn’t see his shadow– it’s nice. People like it.”
 

Tigers!

Veteran Member
Joined
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Messages
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Location
On the wing waiting for a kick.
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Bible believing revelational redemptionist (Baptist)
That's what happens when you don't turn left at Albuquerque

Director to staff: When I said I wanted a horse for the next scene I mean Equus Equus not a water horse!

My swimming lesson is at 3. Could you be so kind as to direct me to the pool?
 

Hermit

Cantankerous grump
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Ignore list
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Pushing Tesla's E-Hippo with the flat battery to a charging station required many hands.
 

Jimmy Higgins

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Feb 1, 2001
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37,031
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Calvinistic Atheist
Yeah, my Mom made me come, I think these books are shit. I like Captain Underpants.
 

Elixir

Made in America
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Sep 23, 2012
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Location
Mountains
Basic Beliefs
English is complicated
“Our new pointers are designed for perfect balance, light weight and superior durability.”
 

Jimmy Higgins

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Calvinistic Atheist
"As you can see, skewering them in flight is generally easier if you trap them against a white surface. While it does take a while to acquire this skill, it's far better for the environment than aerosol insecticide sprays..."
Yeah, for obvious reasons, the 70s Fly Poker alternative just never caught on.

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