Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

(Guy on the left) "No, I think your solution to the The Riemann Hypothesis is wrong. Here is why."

 

[Thomas II]

(Guy on the left) "No, I think your solution to the The Riemann Hypothesis is wrong. Here is why."

WINNER!

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Thomas II]

Not my circus, not my monkeys

 

[gmbteach]

Sweet! You can now buy your patches at Smiggle! How cool!

 

[ZiprHead]

Sweet! You can now buy your patches at Smiggle! How cool!

Winner @gmbteach

 

[gmbteach]

 

[bilby]

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Stupid ‘Health and Safety’ rules, making me use a stupid ladder…

 

[Thomas II]

come on Icarus, leave the sun alone, and come to bed!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

...longer than four hours my ass.

 

[gmbteach]

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Stupid ‘Health and Safety’ rules, making me use a stupid ladder…

Winner!

 

[bilby]

Thanks! Try this one:

 

[Wiploc]

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“Don’t drive like my brother.”

[Wrong Threads]

Face Off

"None shall pass!"

“I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.”

“I’m your huckleberry.”

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."

 

[Tigers!]

Bilby showing off his latest bus driving skill. The instructor is beginning to wonder if Bilby will ever get the bus out of the parking bay.

Australian bus driving at its best.

Not the manufacturer's recommended method to make an articulated bus.

The irrésistible force meets the immovable mass.

I am sure I parked my bike between buses 1380 & 2161

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks! Try this one:

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MWAH!!! Love you too!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Meh... I hate close talkers.

 

[Thomas II]

Brisbane times...

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks! Try this one:

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"Strangers in the night
Exchanging glances
Wandering in the night
What were the chances
We'd be sharing love
Before the night was through?"...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Bus 1380 would be needing to attend another sexual harassment sensitivity training seminar shortly.

 

[blastula]

How shuttle buses are made.

 

[Bomb#20]

Wait, was I the one who was supposed to pull away, and let you have the spaghetti?

 

[bilby]

How shuttle buses are made.

Some excellent ones here, but this one made me LOL.

Winner!

 

[blastula]

Caption this.

 

[Tigers!]

Caption this.

Vader's punishment for getting too many staff bullying complaints last quarter.

 

[jonatha]

I want to know what you have done with the plants

 

[Bomb#20]

Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?

 

[ZiprHead]

After the Deathstar blew up, Vader couldn't find work and became a homeless street bum in Seattle.

 

[blastula]

This will be a day long remembered, for Tigers wins it.

Vader's punishment for getting too many staff bullying complaints last quarter.

 

[Thomas II]

(out of contest)

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If he'd only used The Schwartz!

 

[Tigers!]

Using the Force has its advantages.
Continuing a recent theme of animal pictures

 

[Thomas II]

Hmmm...One day all this shall be mine...

 

[ZiprHead]

My name is Joffrey, bitches.

 

[gmbteach]

Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?

 

[Gospel]

Joffrey looks on in trepidation as we approach the gateway sign to Florida.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

So many thoughts of murder, but alas, so little murder.

 

[jonatha]

Why is everything running away from me?

 

[TV and credit cards]

Why is everything running away from me?

Something’s not adding up and I’m gonna get to the bottom of it.

Turns around.

Ah-ha. See, I told you I’d figure it out. I’m so goddamn smart.

And the personality begins to develop.

 

[Learner]

Ok, I can see some landmarks... and this is where you leave me in the middle of nowhere. Sure... go right ahead buddy. I'll find my way back home just like before!

 

[Tigers!]

Some really good ones but T2 wins with thoughts of the future.

Give us the next picture T2.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks! Next picture...

 

[ZiprHead]

"The enemy is behind that big post. I can smell 'em from here."

 

[Tigers!]

Soldier: See that cat with the RPG? That is your next target.

Dog: Do we have to go for a walk right now? I'm happy to wait a few weeks.

 

[Bomb#20]

Cover me.

 

[hyzer]

"I don't care who is out there, I need walkies . . ."

 

[Thomas II]

Cover me.

WINNER!

 

[Bomb#20]

Thanks! What y'all got for this?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Serpent: And the Gator God said you could eat of any of the people in the swamp?
Gator: We can, but we can't eat those two people over there, not even touch them.

 

[starwater]

You want a piece of me?!!!!

 

[SLD]

Thanks! What y'all got for this?

Gator: go over there and bit that guy in the ass. Once he dies from the poison, I’ll chew him to pieces and there will be plenty of meat for you too!

 

[Tigers!]

Never smile at a crocodile (or alligator)