Caption Contest

[Elixir]

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Sometimes you don't have to ask "why two crucifixes?"

 

[Thomas II]

Okay, lets try this one.
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"Lord, protect me from my friends, I can take care of my enemies" L.W.

 

[Atheos]

I just loooooooove the way my fingers smell after I've been pleasuring myself...










... sorry.

 

[Tigers!]

I can't tell whether he wants to kill himself slowly with cigarettes or quickly via a gun.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

The most successful anti-smoking ad, ever.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Ah shit, I forgot that I was allergic to ink. These things were a bad idea.

 

[Atheos]

Dress For Success: Millenial Edition

 

[ZiprHead]

Dress For Success: Millenial Edition

This one's the winner.

 

[angelo]

Dress For Success: Millenial Edition

Not eligible.

I'm a muzzie, no wait. I'm xtian, no wait. I'm a Buddhist. No wait, I'm, oh never mind!

 

[Atheos]

Looks like I won. Got anything for this?

 

[ZiprHead]

Looks like I won. Got anything for this?

[YOUTUBE]https://youtu.be/C5mFJav2daE[/YOUTUBE]

 

[gmbteach]

Looks like I won. Got anything for this?

When it was suggested the guys go to a topless bar for the bucks night, this was not what the guys had in mind.

 

[Thomas II]

Got anything for this?

"It's not that the men didn't know how to juggle, they just didn't have the balls to do it..." Classic Pun/Jab

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Casting call for the next Kevin Spacey movie.

 

[Wiploc]

"Still pumped after using the mouse."

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Casting call for the next Kevin Spacey movie.

Not sure it's possible to beat that one. All yours Tom Sawyer!

 

[Thomas II]

Tom Sawyer is not available. 24 hour rule. New picture...

 

[ZiprHead]

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Surgeon - "Okay, ready. Kick out the jams, mother fucker."

 

[Atheos]

It works!!! His riffs are so boring they can be used as anesthesia even on himself!

 

[Elixir]

Keith Richards' Farewell Tour kicks off!