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Christian Prophetess: God Has A Rainbow Pet Unicorn

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http://www.joemygod.com/2018/08/02/christian-prophetess-god-has-a-rainbow-pet-unicorn/
Back in June, self-proclaimed Christian “Prophetess” Kat Kerr told an audience that she had met Jesus and he was six feet tall and “very handsome.” Furthermore, he lived in a mansion and loved dancing and desserts. Obviously. Somehow her claims just got more bizarre. Over the weekend, Kerr spoke at the ELEVATION: RISE UP conference in Tennessee where she explained that God has a pet unicorn.

“I just started talking about God and how much he talked about horses in the Bible. By the way, it’s one of his favorite creatures he made. And by the way, he has a unicorn. Father has a unicorn. Jesus has a horse named Lightning. Holy Spirit has one named Thunder. Lightning has fire coming out of his nostrils. He’s got a rainbow mane on him. But the Father has a unicorn. And they’re mentioned nine times in the Bible. They are! Unless you’ve found a new translation that has removed it.”

 
I thought her name rang a bell. She can control the weather, even volcanos, you know. Better not mock her.

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4vWFW9MZRQ[/YOUTUBE]
 
Aren't there animal species still extant today which have uni - horns?
 
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