Cornfucius

[steve_bank]

The pearls of wisdom thread.

'He who live on ocean shore in hurricane zone get feet wet sooner or later'

 

[Atheos]

He who flies upside down is likely to have crack up.

 

[Elixir]

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

 

[Atheos]

Man who spots mosquito on testicles ultimately realizes that there must be a peaceful solution to all problems.

 

[ZiprHead]

There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with small explosives properly placed.

 

[Elixir]

There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with small explosives properly placed.

There's nothing Chinese about THAT.
Or... is there?

 

[ZiprHead]

[YOUTUBE]https://youtu.be/ZYlBT1d_GWo[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Atheos]

Cornfucius say "Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."

 

[steve_bank]

He who kisses Trump's ass get used to fart in face.

 

[Atheos]

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

 

[dendrast]

Man who sit on porcupine better off.

 

[Hermit]

Cornfucius say: Man who take stiff problem to bed wake up with solution in hand.

 

[Thomas II]

There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with small explosives properly placed.

There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with small expletives properly placed...

 

[Loren Pechtel]

There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with small explosives properly placed.

The lack of explosives.

 

[thebeave]

This is one I learned in 3rd grade:

He who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.

 

[bilby]

There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with small explosives properly placed.

There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with small expletives properly placed...

I see what you fucking did there.

 

[ZiprHead]

There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with small explosives properly placed.

There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with small expletives properly placed...

Well, fuck me...

 

[Keith&Co.]

My tenth grade teacher in Chemistry was having a hard time getting any class participation.
At the end of one demonstration he asked: "Questions?" No one replied.
"Comments?" Nothing was said.
"Words of ancient Chinese wisdom?"
Someone, who sat very close to my desk, shouted, "It takes a mighty big dog to weigh two tons!"

Mr. Chemistry stared at, um, them for a moment. "Well, I can't argue with that..."