Daniels has America Asking Questions

[Jimmy Higgins]

New York, NY — The recent revelations from porn star Stormy Daniels regarding an alleged affair with Donald Trump has Americans asking themselves many questions.

Among them, how important is a decade old consensual affair, were campaign finance laws broken with her payout, why is the White House continuing to deny it while saying she broke an NDA.

Most importantly, however, Americans are asking themselves, are they really ready to see photographic, audible, or video evidence of Donald Trump having sex?!

Donald Trump would have had this affair with Stormy Daniels well into his 60s and his body shape, according to many noted marine biologists is more akin to that of a walrus or manatee than it is to a human.

“I honestly don’t know if I’m prepared to see it,” noted Carol Summers, a retired school teacher. “I just don’t know if it is worth it to see that bloated mammal hovering on top of a porn star.”

Political historians note the uniqueness of the situation. “Even dating just to the 90’s with Monica Lewinsky,” noted Dr. Evan Childress, a Poli-Sci professor at Georgetown University, “The availability to capture, store, and share media just wasn’t what it is like now.

“We know there have been affairs in the past, but this would be the first one with graphical evidence.

“America hasn’t had to deal with this moral issue before and it will be important to know where we truly stand, because there is no unseeing this President’s ass.”

Up to this point, the visual evidence of the alleged affair is only through more allegation, but if it does exist, Americans will need to decide where they stand.

 

[braces_for_impact]

Stormy has already provided photographic proof.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Maybe Putin has this tape and the whole secret is that it's not Donald Trump who's being blackmailed by Russia, but instead it's everybody else who's being blackmailed. Do what hey want or they are going to make you watch that video.

 

[starwater]

Stormy is beating the Groper in Chief at his own game. She owns it, she is not apologetic that she slept with him. Notice trump doesn't tweet about her. She is spanking him again.

 

[ideologyhunter]

BTW, I'm a baby boomer and not up to the lingo you young folks use. But is one act of sex now called an affair? I thought the youngsters called that a hookup.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

BTW, I'm a baby boomer and not up to the lingo you young folks use. But is one act of sex now called an affair? I thought the youngsters called that a hookup.

If you’re married then yes, one act of sex is considered an affair. I don’t believe that usage of the word has changed in the last few millennia.

 

[whollygoats]

BTW, I'm a baby boomer and not up to the lingo you young folks use. But is one act of sex now called an affair? I thought the youngsters called that a hookup.

If you’re married then yes, one act of sex is considered an affair. I don’t believe that usage of the word has changed in the last few millennia.

Aw....I thought a semantic loophole had been found. One where boinking a different partner each time doesn't qualify as 'an affair'. Sorta like "the Loophole".

But, I guess he was just trawling for STDs with his 'raw dog'.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

But Honey, it was just a loophole.

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

But Honey, it was just a loophole.

I heard the Stormy is headed to a local gentlemen's club. Shit, it'll be like a presidential visit.

...leaves to buy tickets...

 

[whollygoats]

But Honey, it was just a loophole.

I was thinking, in particular, of the Garfunkel & Oates rendition: The Loophole

 

[Jolly_Penguin]

This was stupid when it was Bill Clinton. Its no less stupid now that its Donald Trump.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

This was stupid when it was Bill Clinton. Its no less stupid now that its Donald Trump.

The two situations aren't even remotely similar. They both involve affairs, but the similarity ends there.

 

[Treedbear]

This was stupid when it was Bill Clinton. Its no less stupid now that its Donald Trump.

The two situations aren't even remotely similar. They both involve affairs, but the similarity ends there.

Pointing out the hypocrisy of the Republican base and the fact that they knew what they were voting for is never out of season. Trump is just the symptom. Democratic voters placed no importance in Clinton's infidelity. It was the Republicans' idea to investigate him for it. Now it's a case of the chickens coming home to roost. Clinton's downfall was lieing to the country about it.

 

[Elixir]

Clinton's downfall was lieing to the country about it.

That must be of great comfort the Cheato, since everyone already knows that he lies to the County about virtually everything, and 40% of them still think he's the shit.

 

[Jolly_Penguin]

This was stupid when it was Bill Clinton. Its no less stupid now that its Donald Trump.

The two situations aren't even remotely similar. They both involve affairs, but the similarity ends there.

Pointing out the hypocrisy of the Republican base and the fact that they knew what they were voting for is never out of season. Trump is just the symptom. Democratic voters placed no importance in Clinton's infidelity. It was the Republicans' idea to investigate him for it. Now it's a case of the chickens coming home to roost. Clinton's downfall was lieing to the country about it.

Yes, it really was. I remember at the time wondering why he didn't just admit it. Could have made him even more popular if he had.

 

[4321lynx]

Clinton's downfall was lieing to the country about it.

That must be of great comfort the Cheato, since everyone already knows that he lies to the County about virtually everything, and 40% of them still think he's the shit.

In today's Toronto Star daily newspaper there is a long (4page) article reviewing the fate and quality of various Trump and Trump-franchised hotels, restaurants, casinos, golf courses around the world. One manager of an enterprise asked the reporter who wrote the article,

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"Do you realise that 16 million Americans believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows?"

Must be Trump voters.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Clinton's downfall was lieing to the country about it.

That must be of great comfort the Cheato, since everyone already knows that he lies to the County about virtually everything, and 40% of them still think he's the shit.

In today's Toronto Star daily newspaper there is a long (4page) article reviewing the fate and quality of various Trump and Trump-franchised hotels, restaurants, casinos, golf courses around the world. One manager of an enterprise asked the reporter who wrote the article,

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"Do you realise that 16 million Americans believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows?"

Must be Trump voters.

Everyone knows it's from the ones with the black spots.

 

[4321lynx]

In today's Toronto Star daily newspaper there is a long (4page) article reviewing the fate and quality of various Trump and Trump-franchised hotels, restaurants, casinos, golf courses around the world. One manager of an enterprise asked the reporter who wrote the article,

Show

"Do you realise that 16 million Americans believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows?"

Must be Trump voters.

Everyone knows it's from the ones with the black spots.

btw the reporter is an American himself, born and bred in south New Jersey, he says.

 

[Elixir]

In today's Toronto Star daily newspaper there is a long (4page) article reviewing the fate and quality of various Trump and Trump-franchised hotels, restaurants, casinos, golf courses around the world. One manager of an enterprise asked the reporter who wrote the article,

Show

"Do you realise that 16 million Americans believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows?"

Must be Trump voters.

Everyone knows it's from the ones with the black spots.

btw the reporter is an American himself, born and bred in south New Jersey, he says.

Hey, 16 million is not a bad number. There are more than 24 million who are 5 years old and under, and then there are Trump voters...

 

[Underseer]

New York, NY — The recent revelations from porn star Stormy Daniels regarding an alleged affair with Donald Trump has Americans asking themselves many questions.

Among them, how important is a decade old consensual affair, were campaign finance laws broken with her payout, why is the White House continuing to deny it while saying she broke an NDA.

Most importantly, however, Americans are asking themselves, are they really ready to see photographic, audible, or video evidence of Donald Trump having sex?!

Donald Trump would have had this affair with Stormy Daniels well into his 60s and his body shape, according to many noted marine biologists is more akin to that of a walrus or manatee than it is to a human.

“I honestly don’t know if I’m prepared to see it,” noted Carol Summers, a retired school teacher. “I just don’t know if it is worth it to see that bloated mammal hovering on top of a porn star.”

Political historians note the uniqueness of the situation. “Even dating just to the 90’s with Monica Lewinsky,” noted Dr. Evan Childress, a Poli-Sci professor at Georgetown University, “The availability to capture, store, and share media just wasn’t what it is like now.

“We know there have been affairs in the past, but this would be the first one with graphical evidence.

“America hasn’t had to deal with this moral issue before and it will be important to know where we truly stand, because there is no unseeing this President’s ass.”

Up to this point, the visual evidence of the alleged affair is only through more allegation, but if it does exist, Americans will need to decide where they stand.

How dare you suggest that Trump has a less than perfect body? He's a 10! No, on a scale of one to ten, he is a 13! Your just jealous because you wish you had a manly body like he has! Make America great again! [/Conservolibertarian]