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Euthanasia and Capitalism

Jimmy Higgins

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So, I was pondering the idea of euthanasia getting legalized at some point because enough white males don't want to ride out a long unbearable death.

Which then led me to the simple conclusion that with that would come Designer Death Remedies. And of course, commercials selling them.

So I was then wondering or some names for Euthanasia products that'd be marketed on TV, billboards, radio programming. Picks of hot women with males and a woman thinking that she knows her guy will go out with The Black Widow.

Train Derailleur was the first thing to come to mind. The Colt 45 of euthanasia.

Megalovirus, this term got me thinking it, because it just sounds like an awesome thing to die of!

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have Megalovirus, and it is terminal.
Guy: Sounds cool at least.

It isn't as easy as it sounds. Because it needs to sound strong and doomful... but not demeaning... so something like Plummet wouldn't work, unless the spelling could be witty. Any ideas?
 

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Speed Wagon: We offer an eye-opening experience accompanied by double entendre music & the ride of your life that's so fast it'll beat you to death.
 

Jimmy Higgins

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Families have struggled with this decision for a while and we at Oblivion are here to support you with our product that will ensure a timely and spectacular path to ending the life of a loved one...

Come and Go

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Yeah... Come and Go seems pretty much like the winner, no longer how many more names are developed.
 
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