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Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

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“Two million dollars?! The only way I can raise that kind of money is by whoring myself to every woman in town!”
Really?...NOW??
 

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“- DetectiveBill Mitchell: You see, there's just you and one other woman that fit the physical description of the female suspect.
- Stevie: What's that?
- DetectiveBill Mitchell: It's your height, your age, and... um...
- Detective Keith Frazier: Your cup size.
- Stevie: So, I violated section 34 Double-D? That's what you're telling me?”
 

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Thanks. Let's try this one:

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"My name is Skip Donahue. I'm a playwright and I saw you do a scene from "Romeo and Juliet" at the Wilson Workshop. I want you to know that you were wonderful. I'm not just saying it to be kind. You were really lovely..."
 

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Thanks. Let's try this one:

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"I'd like to atone to my maker."

"You got one minute, make your peace."

"Where do I begin? I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger,
and those I am about to."
 

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"Oh, you little traitors. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot."
 

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"Oh, you little traitors. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot."
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"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
 

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"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he eat fifty eggs or only 49? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being that these are cage free, the most sustainable eggs in the world, and would blow your taste buds clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?"
 

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"Oh my God. Do you know what this is? It's a dinosaur egg. They're breeding."

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he eat fifty eggs or only 49? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being that these are cage free, the most sustainable eggs in the world, and would blow your taste buds clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?"
Double winner! First to post takes over. @hyzer @Thomas II
 

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“You want to know what comes in between me and my Calvins? Nothing.”
 

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What line goes here?

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I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say..."Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
 

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"Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?"
 

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What line goes here?

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I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say..."Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
WINNER SLD


RUNNER UP: HYZER with...WHAT KNOCKERS!!!

 

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"So close your eyes on Hushabye Mountain, wave goodbye to cares of the day, and watch your boat from Hushabye Mountain, sail far away from Lullaby Bay..."
 

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What line goes here?

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I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say..."Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
WINNER SLD


RUNNER UP: HYZER with...WHAT KNOCKERS!!!


there is a scary amount of nipple-age in this one frame from the movie - which I never noticed before, boy is there a lot going on in this image. Especially each of the sibs is perfect - the coon-skin cap younger brother looking askance / annoyed, little sister is checking out Marty, the other brother is too young so he is just ignoring it all . . .
 
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