Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[hyzer]

Thanks!

What line goes here . . .

 

[Wiploc]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

 

[ZiprHead]

"This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

 

[SLD]

Thanks!

What line goes here . . .

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

 

[Gospel]

I caught him playing in the dryer yesterday.

 

[hyzer]

Ziprhead is the Winner!

(I'd quote his post, but I have no idea how to quote in this new format)

 

[hyzer]

"This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

Okay, perhaps I have figured it out - this is the Winner!

 

[ZiprHead]

Try this one:

 

[Gospel]

I can't believe it! Out of 30 professional musicians, there isn't one Italian!

 

[jonatha]

It's twue! It's twue!

 

[SLD]

Try this one:
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Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

 

[Gospel]

Somebody wanna tell me what the boat man's doing?

 

[ZiprHead]

I can't believe it! Out of 30 professional musicians, there isn't one Italian!

@Gospel wins it.

 

[Gospel]

Thanks!

What line goes here

 

[Elixir]

“We’re going to need a … boat”

 

[ZiprHead]

"Thar she blows!"

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks!

What line goes here
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[wrong thread]

Apocalypse Now

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

What line goes here
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[SLD]

Thanks!

What line goes here
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The royal penis is clean your highness.

 

[Gospel]

“We’re going to need a … boat”

Winner.

 

[Wiploc]

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"Ordinary man spends his life trying to avoid tense situations."

 

[Elixir]

“We’re going to need a … boat”

Winner.

Thank you, sorry for the delay.
What line goes here?

 

[Wiploc]

"You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of."

 

[ZiprHead]

“We’re going to need a … boat”

Winner.

Thank you, sorry for the delay.
What line goes here?

“- Margaret Tate: I am not getting in that boat!
- Andrew Paxton: Fine, see you in three days.
- Margaret Tate: You know I can't swim!
- Andrew Paxton: Hence... the boat.”

 

[Thomas II]

Spoiler

 

[hyzer]

"Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls."​

 

[SLD]

Jack, this is where we first met!

 

[Elixir]

"You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of."

Good ones, all. But this one made me laugh really hard, more than once.
WINNER @Wiploc

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks.

What line goes here?

 

[ZiprHead]

"I'm king of the world!"

"We love you, Denver! City by the bay!"

 

[Thomas II]

"'Course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are...

Spoiler

 

[Gospel]

"King Kong ain’t got s**t on me!"

 

[Wiploc]

"I'm king of the world!"

Winner!

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks. Let's give this one a go.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks. Let's give this one a go.

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Iceberg! Right ahead!!!

 

[Bomb#20]

His pattern indicates two dimensional thinking.

 

[hyzer]

"I asked for a mission and for my sins they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service."

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks. Let's give this one a go.

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Iceberg! Right ahead!!!

Winner @Thomas II

 

[Thomas II]

 

[ZiprHead]

"I'm just one stomache flu away from my goal weight."

 

[SLD]

Do you think god knew what he was doing when he created women? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it just one of his minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes?

 

[Thomas II]

"I'm just one stomache flu away from my goal weight."

You won!

 

[ZiprHead]

Sorry for the delay. Been a rather busy day. Give this one a go.

 

[Thomas II]

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Elaine!!!

 

[Gospel]

Oh! Now you're gonna shoot me in my pinky toe.

 

[Wiploc]

I declare Thomas II the winner!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!
What line goes here?

 

[ZiprHead]

"Dude, where's my car?"

 

[Elixir]

“Good morning Vietnam!”

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks!
What line goes here?

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."