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Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

Thomas II

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"Knock knock.

Who's there?

Shelby.

Shelby who?

Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes, Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes!"

(From "The Pursuit of Happiness")
 

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You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.
 

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Dangerous Liaisons

He's Just Not That Into You

I Know What Did You Last Summer

A Million Ways to Die in the West

Prelude to a Kiss
 

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Lines, not tiltes, Wiploc. ;)
Aww.

How about these:

"I aim to misbehave!"

"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

"I didn't ask for the anal probe."

"Stick with me, I'll make you a compost wife."

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

and ...

"You make me want to be a better man."
 

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beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law,
since the day they was born..."
 

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"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
 

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- Well, what would you have done?

- Oh, I'd have shot you, of course.
 
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