Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[SLD]

Well, in honor of Ray Liotta, how about this funny line:

 

[Elixir]

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!”

 

[Thomas II]

"Knock knock.

Who's there?

Shelby.

Shelby who?

Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes, Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes!"

(From "The Pursuit of Happiness")

 

[ZiprHead]

"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got in there I'll never know."

 

[SLD]

"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got in there I'll never know."

Winner!

 

[ZiprHead]

Give this one a shot.

 

[Bomb#20]

You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.

 

[Wiploc]

Dangerous Liaisons

He's Just Not That Into You

I Know What Did You Last Summer

A Million Ways to Die in the West

Prelude to a Kiss

 

[ZiprHead]

Lines, not tiltes, Wiploc.

 

[Thomas II]

Give this one a shot.

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!"

 

[Wiploc]

Lines, not tiltes, Wiploc.

Aww.

How about these:

"I aim to misbehave!"

"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

"I didn't ask for the anal probe."

"Stick with me, I'll make you a compost wife."

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

and ...

"You make me want to be a better man."

 

[ZiprHead]

"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

Winner.

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks.

What line goes here?

 

[ZiprHead]

"Oh, SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!"

 

[Thomas II]

"Just the good ol' boys, never meanin' no harm,
beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law,
since the day they was born..."

 

[Wiploc]

"Just the good ol' boys, never meanin' no harm,
beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law,
since the day they was born..."

Winner!

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Wiploc]

"Not my first rodeo."

 

[ZiprHead]

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

 

[Elixir]

Dude, where’s my car?

 

[Thomas II]

Dude, where’s my car?

Do you mean...

 

[Wiploc]

[Wrong Thread]

The Long Riders

 

[Thomas II]

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

WINNER!

 

[ZiprHead]

Let's try this one.

 

[Wiploc]

Let's try this one.

“I’m your huckleberry.”

"You talking to me?"

 

[Thomas II]

Let's try this one.

..Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man."

 

[ZiprHead]

Let's try this one.

..Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man."

The Dude abides. Winner!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks, but what line goes here?

 

[ZiprHead]

“Don’t you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?”

 

[Thomas II]

“Don’t you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?”

WINNER!

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Thomas II]

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

 

[Bomb#20]

- Well, what would you have done?

- Oh, I'd have shot you, of course.

 

[SLD]

Jack says you’ve got a great big cock. Mind if I see it?

 

[Elixir]

"That's not a noif, THIS is a noif!

 

[ZiprHead]

Tie between @SLD and @Elixir . First to post...

 

[Thomas II]

Tie between @SLD and @Elixir . First to post...

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