Gentlemen, what would you do if women had a 9PM curfew?

[Derec]

Finally stop sucking in our guts for one.

P.S.: I'd definitely make an exception for the ladies of the night. Banning them at night would not make much sense.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I’d probably go the house of whichever of them is having a party.

My wife would probably be pissed off about that, but it’s not like she can chase after me and bring me home. Sucker.

 

[Jarhyn]

My sword would come off the wall, and I would have "words" with whoever was running that show.

 

[Derec]

My sword would come off the wall, and I would have "words" with whoever was running that show.

Sword?

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I’d probably go the house of whichever of them is having a party.

Why would they want you at that party? Apparently women believe that men are out to attack then at all times.

 

[phands]

You're no gentleman, and that's a pathetic shameful rip-off of a real thread. You make me ashamed to be a man.

 

[starwater]

I would jump in my 1969 convertible Corvette with the top down, look very cool and macho and look for ladies to impress. Oh- forgot there will be no ladies.

 

[Derec]

I would jump in my 1969 convertible Corvette with the top down, look very cool and macho and look for ladies to impress. Oh- forgot there will be no ladies.

I said ladies of the night are exempted. But you can impress them with a few C-notes.

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You're no gentleman, and that's a pathetic shameful rip-off of a real thread. You make me ashamed to be a man.

It's not a rip-off, it's a parody.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Well, that's fair. One thread on 'how would your life differ if you weren't habitually afraid of men,' obviously demands to ask, how would your life differ if your gender dominated...?

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It's not a rip-off, it's a parody.

parody implies humor.
This is just a rip-off.

 

[Jarhyn]

I would jump in my 1969 convertible Corvette with the top down, look very cool and macho and look for ladies to impress. Oh- forgot there will be no ladies.

I said ladies of the night are exempted. But you can impress them with a few C-notes.

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You're no gentleman, and that's a pathetic shameful rip-off of a real thread. You make me ashamed to be a man.

It's not a rip-off, it's a parody.

I doubt that even with some C notes you impress them. Though they'll certainly ACT impressed... but a fool and his money...