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Have you ever been star struck?

When we moved in here a few years ago, the guy that installed our cable told us about meeting Harrison Ford. He said he used to live in Montana where Ford had a mansion overlooking the Snake River. He worked as a carpet installer for his uncle's business. He and his uncle were hired to install carpet in Ford's residence. They were about halfway through the job, he said, and Ford appeared, said hi and went out to the patio. He came back in a few minutes later and asked if the guys wanted to smoke a joint. My cable guy said he doesn't usually smoke pot but when Han Solo asks to smoke a joint with you, you smoke.
 
I had a good friend who was an actor in both film and stage. He worked steadily, but wasn’t an A-list celebrity. Nevertheless I’d bet the majority of posters on this board know some of his work, if not his name. He was just in the process of achieving real celebrity in his stage roles when he contracted pancreatic cancer and died, about twelve years ago.

One of his best Hollywood friends – Martin Sheen - attended his funeral. Sheen turned out to be a quiet, soft-spoken sort, although I’m sure the circumstances dictated some of that. He was standing alone at the reception that followed the services, and my wife and I went up to talk to him, initially out of a feeling that somebody ought to recognize and welcome him. We shared memories of our mutual friend. Sheen had of course known him professionally and I had grown up with him, so we traded stories.

I would never have dreamed of asking Sheen for his autograph under the circumstances, nor did I ask him about other celebs or anything like that.
 
My username might give you the impression that my first name in real life is Brian. Actually, that is more of a "stage name" I use to hide my real identity. In actuality I am Roger Federer, the greatest tennis player of all time. Posting now just after a long shower after winning a 4-setter at Wimbledon. Gotta get back to signing some tennis balls now. Also, to settle the question forever: Tennis balls are yellow, not green. Thanks.
 
My username might give you the impression that my first name in real life is Brian. Actually, that is more of a "stage name" I use to hide my real identity. In actuality I am Roger Federer, the greatest tennis player of all time. Posting now just after a long shower after winning a 4-setter at Wimbledon. Gotta get back to signing some tennis balls now. Also, to settle the question forever: Tennis balls are yellow, not green. Thanks.

Hey, if you’re Roger Federer, where the fuck is the $30 you owe me?
 
Money is a little tight right now, okay you bastard? You think my 20 Grand Slam titles just came out of nowhere, or out of hard work and incredible talent? No, it takes money to pay off opponents to throw away their matches for me. We'll see how things go in the next few days at Wimbledon still.
 
I had a brief conversation with Wally Lewis, at Lang Park - he was on his way down to the pitch from the commentary box. My brother in law, who was with me at the time, was totally star-struck and insisted on shaking his hand and gushing. Wally was very kind and tolerant, but I was quite embarrassed at interrupting his work day in such a fashion. I expect he gets it a lot.

Back in the NSL days, I was deeply involved with the Brisbane Strikers football (soccer) club, and our patron and major donor was Clem Jones, so I had the great honour of being able to buy him a couple of beers and have a chat for an hour or so about politics and football. I also got to meet Johnny Warren at Perry Park; He was there commentating on the Perth Glory match for one of the WA radio stations. I was very happy to get the opportunity to talk to them both, but I wouldn't say I was star-struck particularly. There's no doubting that both were great men, who made a real difference to their worlds. Clem was the Lord Mayor who sewered Brisbane, as well as being hugely influential in Brisbane soccer. And Johnny was practically singlehandedly responsible for dragging soccer into the mainstream in Australia.

When I was about ten years old, I met John Noakes. That's probably the only time I have been genuinely overawed by meeting someone. He was very nice (and so was Shep). But I had been revved up by my peers to expect superman - and he turned out to just be a nice bloke with a dog.

In general I don't quite understand most people's reaction to famous people; They're just ordinary people who happen to either be highly skilled or highly fortunate in one particular area. There are plenty of truly extraordinary people who are never famous. So going all gooey over someone solely because they are well known seems rather silly. It's the achievements that got them fame that count - and those who are merely famous for being famous deserve no respect for that.

A number of years ago I was at Mount Buller ski resort in Victoria. It was early in the season, so there wasn't any snow; But it was a really pleasant stay nonetheless (perhaps better for the absence of crowds). My then wife and I got chatting to another couple in the bar at the hotel, and we spent the evening buying rounds and shooting the breeze about all kinds of nonsense (as you do). Karaoke may have been perpetrated at some stage. The next day at breakfast, one of the waiters was beside herself because I was friends with this famous footballer - I had no idea that he was world famous in Melbourne, and I don't even recall his name, but apparently he was one of the legends of AFL. I was probably the only person in the place who didn't know he was famous - go figure.
 
Charlie Rose was on the campaign bus with George W when they came to tour our semiconductor lithography tool factory. They let everyone out early so there were just a few of us diehards around when he finally came through. Charlie came down the hallway and asked me where the bathroom was so I told him "Down the hall on the left. Just past the arch." I used to be kind of proud of that.
 
So back in the day, 1969, - we lived in Glendale CA near it's junction with Burbank - we got to church on San Fernando road a bit late so we stood in the Atrium to watch the service through its window paneled doors. Suddenly the door opens an in steps this red headed guy, apple (almost ronald reagan-like) cheeks, freckles, with lots of teeth in a white leather cowboy outfit, blonde (it was a wig) bombshell wife on his arm and two kids close.

I just stared.

Glen Campbell and family was attending our church and they were late like us, obviously on the road since they weren't part of our regular congregation.

When I composed myself I looked over my child in arms to bride who had this transfixed expression which she claims I had as well.

So yeah, star struck for Glenn frigging Campbell.
 
I met the hip-hop group Jurassic 5 after a show in 06' or 07'. My over the top extroverted friend and his girlfriend smoked some pot with them on their tour bus. I was.. star struck and went home instead.

Another one - I saw Trump in NYC right around when he announced his presidential campaign. I wasn't quite as star struck, but it made for a funny story when I told people that I saw the president of the United States of America.
 
So yeah, star struck for Glenn frigging Campbell.

I met Glenn maybe 10 years ago. He was promoting some charity thing (I think) and even back then it was apparent that he wasn't all there. Perhaps more a function of all the substance abuse rather than the Alzheimer's, but still sad to see. Anyway, we handed him a guitar to autograph so that we could auction it off, and while he was talking, his hands just sort of started to play it. In an absent-minded fashion. His fingers were just moving out of old habits, and he was playing "Gentle On My Mind." In that moment, I went from "oh, here's Glenn Campbell (disinterested)" to "holy shit, I'm standing next to Glenn Fucking Campbell!"
 
He, along with the RoofTop singers (Hootenanny early sixties produced by Linkletter's son), popularized the twelve string guitar. Top studio musician in LA during that period he was. I put him right up there with Roy Clark. I remember Clark playing anything from dulcimer to stick and string well!
 
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