Images that make you laugh

[ideologyhunter]

Il papa Francesco diventa caldo e sexy per badunkadunk. Lui non lo e gagootz, eh?

 

[SLD]

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Well, he’s just celibate. Not dead.

 

[Elixir]

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Well, he’s just celibate. Not dead.

She's hideous.

 

[jonatha]

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Well, he’s just celibate. Not dead.

She's hideous.

She's the one on the left....

 

[Atheos]

Different strokes obviously. Given the opportunity (and that includes not breaking a vow of monogamy to my wife) I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god. The one on the left just to clear up any confusion.

 

[WAB]

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I don't see a pope...

 

[Elixir]

Different strokes obviously. Given the opportunity (and that includes not breaking a vow of monogamy to my wife) I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god. The one on the left just to clear up any confusion.

I suppose the success of the species relies on every female being sufficiently attractive to ... some male or makes, no matter how repulsive she might be to the rest. Presumably the same would apply to males, explaining why I'm married...

 

[Politesse]

Different strokes obviously. Given the opportunity (and that includes not breaking a vow of monogamy to my wife) I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god. The one on the left just to clear up any confusion.

Yeah, the one on the right doesn't do anything for me either. And it's a damn shame, because we were this close to getting Ewan McGregor for pope and he can "hello there" me any old time. But then Tom Hanks had to go and blow up his damn helicopter at the end of the movie. Jerk. I'd like to see him rule the world's most secretive cabal effectively.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[OLDMAN]

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Isn't it all about the way God's message is received by the follower? Isn't that why we have 30,000 denominations of Christianity? I like this reading, non-straight and to the point.

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

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Sure, but it's only "should be stoned". It's not, like, a commandment or something, it's more a recommendation.

Chill out, man.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Different strokes obviously. Given the opportunity (and that includes not breaking a vow of monogamy to my wife) I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god. The one on the left just to clear up any confusion.

And I'm in between. She's not hideous but not attractive, either.

 

[ZiprHead]

Groundhog Year

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Elixir]

 

[Angry Floof]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

 

[bilby]

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

 

[GenesisNemesis]

 

[GenesisNemesis]

 

[ruby sparks]

 

[GenesisNemesis]

 

[blastula]

 

[ronburgundy]

 

[gmbteach]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Elixir]

 

[Angry Floof]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[SLD]

 

[OLDMAN]

What exactly were the instructions?

 

[SLD]

What exactly were the instructions?

I was wondering that myself. I’ll save this for the next time I win the caption contest.

 

[Angry Floof]

What exactly were the instructions?

My guess is circumcision. "You can't go meet God with that weird little skin thing on the tip!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Man, Abram was a tool. He was about to kill his son, which took forever for him to get in the first place... what is a little foreskin.

Meanwhile.

Yahweh: OMG! I can't believe he did it! He actually did it!
Satan: Job has nothing on this guy.
Yahweh: So what do we do now?
Satan: Let's give him the shittiest piece of plague ridden land out there and see if he remains faithful.
Yahweh: Done!

 

[Keith&Co.]

What exactly were the instructions?

You're supposed to cut the flash off before you assemble the model....

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

What exactly were the instructions?

"Just a little bit off the sides".

 

[George S]

"You're doing it wrong!"

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

What exactly were the instructions?

"Cut along the dotted line"

 

[Elixir]

 

[Angry Floof]

What exactly were the instructions?

"Cut along the dotted line"

"Cut long ways, not across."

 

[GenesisNemesis]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Wiploc]

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Cute, but....
Zombies aren't resurrected. They're raised. Still dead, just animated.
But still cute.

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

 

[ZiprHead]

Probably her squirrel husband.

 

[WAB]

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Stupid fuckin dog. Look, look. No, look. You'd think it would've figured out by now that leash ain't fuckin long enough. Stupid fuckin dog.

/Joe Pesci voice

Now how the duck did that happen??

NO KINDLE! NOT DUCK! ... FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!