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Atheos

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Heart of the Bible Belt
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Skeptic
Different strokes obviously. Given the opportunity (and that includes not breaking a vow of monogamy to my wife) I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god. The one on the left just to clear up any confusion. ;)
 

Elixir

Made in America
Joined
Sep 23, 2012
Messages
21,860
Location
Mountains
Basic Beliefs
English is complicated
Different strokes obviously. Given the opportunity (and that includes not breaking a vow of monogamy to my wife) I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god. The one on the left just to clear up any confusion. ;)

I suppose the success of the species relies on every female being sufficiently attractive to ... some male or makes, no matter how repulsive she might be to the rest. Presumably the same would apply to males, explaining why I'm married...
 

Politesse

Lux Aeterna
Joined
Feb 27, 2018
Messages
9,214
Location
Chochenyo Territory, US
Gender
nb; all pronouns fine
Basic Beliefs
Jedi Wayseeker
Different strokes obviously. Given the opportunity (and that includes not breaking a vow of monogamy to my wife) I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god. The one on the left just to clear up any confusion. ;)

Yeah, the one on the right doesn't do anything for me either. And it's a damn shame, because we were this close to getting Ewan McGregor for pope and he can "hello there" me any old time. But then Tom Hanks had to go and blow up his damn helicopter at the end of the movie. Jerk. I'd like to see him rule the world's most secretive cabal effectively.
 

Loren Pechtel

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Sep 16, 2000
Messages
37,580
Location
Nevada
Gender
Yes
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Atheist
Different strokes obviously. Given the opportunity (and that includes not breaking a vow of monogamy to my wife) I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god. The one on the left just to clear up any confusion. ;)

And I'm in between. She's not hideous but not attractive, either.
 

C_Mucius_Scaevola

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Joined
May 2, 2005
Messages
1,774
Location
Zaandam, NL
Basic Beliefs
Atheist
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Jimmy Higgins

Contributor
Joined
Feb 1, 2001
Messages
38,495
Basic Beliefs
Calvinistic Atheist
Man, Abram was a tool. He was about to kill his son, which took forever for him to get in the first place... what is a little foreskin.

Meanwhile.

Yahweh: OMG! I can't believe he did it! He actually did it!
Satan: Job has nothing on this guy.
Yahweh: So what do we do now?
Satan: Let's give him the shittiest piece of plague ridden land out there and see if he remains faithful.
Yahweh: Done!
 
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