Not only that, the joke doesn't work. It was an asteroid that killed off the dinosaurs, not a comet.
Throwing apples at their heads....
Is there a better way to go?
There can be only one.
Brings new meaning to “life sentence”.There can be only one.
AH YES, SANTA'S PET MONSTER WITH A SPANKING FETISH
I think this kitty would disagree with the last part
That's my punk band name.Right - I was wondering who is Clark Rockin?
So he goes around confusing the hell out of people just for kicks? Or does he tell them how he’s going to hang there some day?
Jesus is omniscient. When he created the world, he knew everything that would ever happen in it.
With that foreknowledge, he likes to wear the cross ironically.