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In honor of those brave souls in Oregon, CAPTION THIS

Did you say, "send snacks"?

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Sure you can occupy for a long time. How about the rest of your life?
 
Enough is enough. I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking refuge.

The snake was cursing nature's resistance in allowing them the right to bear arms.
 
The snake tried to sing Kaa's Jungle Book theme, Trust In Me.
Unfortunately, the eagle was far too young to have ever seen that movie. She just replied, "Your Jedi Mind Tricks don't work on me."
 
Hollywood fears the rumors of a crossover film for Birdemic and Snakes on a Plane are likely true.
 
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Nah. I think that one is indiginous to eastern New England. Notice how it's call is more of an "ahhh". The one over there is definitely from the South. Notice the flag like markings on its arm, its inaudible call, and the nuts hanging from its truck.
 
If you don't believe in an actual non-metaphorical deity that answers prayers and imbues things with sacredness outside of anything humans want or feel, then to say you "pray" or hold things "sacred" is as meaningful and accurate as to say "my cat prays and holds things sacred". Thus, if that is sufficient to be "religious", then all humans and most mammals are equally "religious", making all those terms vacuous.
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