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Tigers!

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On the wing waiting for a kick.
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Bible believing revelational redemptionist (Baptist)
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.


. . .

Then the librarian told me to take it out!
Must have been the tiny items section.
Or the librarian could have slammed it shut on you. Bound periodicals would have a whole new meaning.
 

ZiprHead

Loony Running The Asylum
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Frozen in Michigan
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Old Fart
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Democratic Socialist Atheist
The James Webb Space Telescope can see so far into the past that scientists think it may be able to image the last fucks I gave.
 

blastula

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Late for dinner
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Gnostic atheist
What did Mr. Spock find in the ship's toilet?


The captain's log.
 

bilby

Fair dinkum thinkum
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The Sunshine State: The one with Crocs, not Gators
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Strong Atheist
Apparently a number of Arab oil sheikhs have decided to make a large endowment for a new biophysics facility, which they intend to establish in the city of Manama.

Due to some translation difficulties and a lack of technical knowledge on the part of the money men, the centrepiece of the university will combine the high-energy atom smasher concept at the cutting edge of particle physics, with a more mundane agricultural study of local ground-nut production.

In an attempt to popularise the new campus with British and American students, they have enlisted composer and songwriter Rupert Holmes as a spokesman and recruiter; So, if you like peanut colliders, and getting taught in Bahrain…
 
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