Mis-Read Thread Titles

[Rhea]

Here's the format for this thread:

What it said:

What I thought it said:

 

[Rhea]

A Rundown of Structured Poetry
A Rundown of Structured Puberty

 

[Angry Floof]

Excellent thread idea, also the kind that makes you think, "why didn't I think of that?"

I misread thread titles All. The. Time! I'm sure I'll be posting in here a lot.

 

[Rhea]

I misread thread titles All. The. Time! I'm sure I'll be posting in here a lot.

Glad I'm not the only one!

 

[Rhea]

This one just keeps catching my eye - wrong...


A Rundown of Structured Poetry
A Rubdown of Structured Poetry


Maybe next is a Rubdown of Structured Puberty?

 

[Angry Floof]

Well, here's one...

Biden signs 'Buy American' order, pledges to screw U.S. manufacturing.

 

[Rhea]

What it said: . . . . . . . Tucker Carlson: Carlson is full of shit!

What my brain said (immediate translation) . . . . . . . Tucker Carlson: Water is Wet!

 

[Shadowy Man]

What it said: "Autistic girls seeking answers ‘are seizing on sex change’"

What I thought it said: "Artistic girls seeking answers ‘are seizing on sex change’"

 

[bilby]

Right Wing Dickheads, Should I Be Worried?

 

[Worldtraveller]

What I read: The n-queers problem

What it said: The n-queens problem

 

[TV and credit cards]

Does it have to be a title? Can it be a misread statement or does that open it up to abuse?

I'll try. Feel free to admonish me and I'll slink back into my corner.

What was said: "I am thinking that I must be doing something right! I took a half day off yesterday to see my shrink, and I woke to a message from a teacher whose class I have today wondering if I was in as she felt abandoned."

What brain read: I am thinking that I must be doing something right! I took a half day off yesterday to see my shrink, and I lost three inches.

 

[Rhea]

Dwight - that's a good add to this thread.

and then, Why can I not read this particular thread correctly?

A Rundown of Structured Poetry
A Rundown of Structured Poverty
- - -> I thought that would be a good thread, actually...

 

[Elixir]

What was written (Cheerful Charlie):

"There are rumors Trump has started a third party, the Patriot Party."

What I read:

"There are rumors Trump has started a third party, the Parrot Party."

 

[Rhea]

What was written
"It’s Time for Major Wealth Redistribution — Yes, I Mean It."



What I read:
"It’s Time for Metaphor Redistribution — Yes, I Mean It."


Those damn metaphors are being hoarded by a few elite!!

 

[Keith&Co.]

What was written
"It’s Time for Major Wealth Redistribution — Yes, I Mean It."

What I read:
"It’s Time for Mayor Wealth Redistribution — Yes, I Mean It."

I thought there was a plan to use Mayor assests for the homeless in their jurisdiction. Might get fewer efforts to make park benches inhospitable, and actual solutions sought.

 

[Elixir]

Actual Thread Title:

Massive Bosons

What I read:

Massive Bosoms

You can't imagine my disappointment...

 

[Worldtraveller]

Actual Thread Title:

Massive Bosons

What I read:

Massive Bosoms

You can't imagine my disappointment...

I wasn't disappointed...but now I am.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Actual Thread Title:

Massive Bosons

What I read:

Massive Bosoms

You can't imagine my disappointment...

You're not alone.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

E-mail, not thread title:

"Panty Problems"

instead of

"Pantry Problems".

 

[Rhea]

It said:
“Argument from possible...”
By excreationist


But I read:
“Argument from excrement”