Jimmy Higgins
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linkThe *sigh* President said:I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!
Now, let's ignore for the moment that the way the adjectives are included, imply that the awards themselves are dishonest and corrupt... which, in all fairness, is accurate. Unfortunately, President Ellipsis has given America, and indeed, the entire media community only a week to plead their cases.
Stephen Colbert tries his best to make a case for not only winning an award, but sweeping them, including the treasured Eric Trump Memorial Award For Disappointment.