hurtinbuckaroo
Contributor
Major League football is back. Well, so is Minor League, aka "College" football. Everyone is picking the Chiefs to three-peat, but they're being careful, because the term "three-peat" is trademarked. KC managed to win their first game because a Baltimore player's shoe was 1/2 inch too long.
DeSean Watson continues to give less effort per dollar earned than anyone this side of Donald Trump. Tom Brady has taken his magnetic personality to the broadcast booth, where he is now the #1 sleep aid prescribed by doctors. Bill Belichick is also no longer on the field, but since no one wants to hear from that mofo again, he is not in the broadcast booth. All the rookie QBs look like shit, because they play for shit teams, because shit teams get to pick first in the draft. The top teams appear to be the usual suspects from last year, with no one making much of a move. Pittsburgh has two starting quarterbacks, which means they have none. The Saints had the earliest bye week on record, beating the Panthers.
I signed up for a "survivor" pool (no money involved), where you pick one team each week to win outright, i.e. not against a point spread. If your team wins, you stay alive. The catch is that you can't pick the same team more than once. Strategy can get pretty interesting, and attrition can be dramatic. We lost nearly 2/3 of the participants yesterday when the Bengals who were by far the most popular pick, lost to the Belichick-less Patriots. If the Bills hadn't pulled their game out of the fire, it would have been more than 3/4.
DeSean Watson continues to give less effort per dollar earned than anyone this side of Donald Trump. Tom Brady has taken his magnetic personality to the broadcast booth, where he is now the #1 sleep aid prescribed by doctors. Bill Belichick is also no longer on the field, but since no one wants to hear from that mofo again, he is not in the broadcast booth. All the rookie QBs look like shit, because they play for shit teams, because shit teams get to pick first in the draft. The top teams appear to be the usual suspects from last year, with no one making much of a move. Pittsburgh has two starting quarterbacks, which means they have none. The Saints had the earliest bye week on record, beating the Panthers.
I signed up for a "survivor" pool (no money involved), where you pick one team each week to win outright, i.e. not against a point spread. If your team wins, you stay alive. The catch is that you can't pick the same team more than once. Strategy can get pretty interesting, and attrition can be dramatic. We lost nearly 2/3 of the participants yesterday when the Bengals who were by far the most popular pick, lost to the Belichick-less Patriots. If the Bills hadn't pulled their game out of the fire, it would have been more than 3/4.