NHC To Replace Greek Letter Storms With Names of Ex-Spouses

[Jimmy Higgins]

ATLANTA, GA -- The National Hurricane Center (NHC) has announced that in light of the larger number of storms that are occurring annually, the overrun use of Greek Letters was going to be dropped and they would instead transition to using an alternating name list that would consist of the names of ex-Spouses instead. The NHC introduced another update consisting of a new Sharpie Tracking tool that'll provide users the ability to make their own adjustments to hurricane tracking maps. The NHC also stated that Louisiana would be the focus of more storms because the NHC simply doesn't "like that state".

 

[Eldarion Lathria]

But if they use male names, then they'll be himmicanes.

Eldarion Lathria

 

[ideologyhunter]

Himmicane is my favorite drag queen. She puts on a fabulous show -- one hour, but it goes by too fast. She does Cher imitating Bette Midler and Lindsey Graham imitating Celine Dion.