Obama hired a 2k/day hooker to murder Scalia!

[Underseer]

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/03/michael-savage-obama-hired-2k-day-hooker

There you have it! Proof! Wake up sheeple! Obama is a fascist-socialist dictator, and here's indisputable proof! He's coming for our guns any day now!!!!!!!! [/conservolibertarian]

Should I have posted this in the humor forum? It's so hard to tell with these wacky conservative conspiracy theories. It's not that we don't have our own conspiracy idiots on the left (9/11, GMO, etc.), but the quantity and creativity of conservolibertarian conspiracy fantasies are breathtaking in scope.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Well, how long did it take to kill Scalia? If she got the job done in an hour or two, did Obama get a refund for the unused time or was she just charging a flat rate for the day? I mean, I know that it was a government contract so we should expect overbilling but couldn't Obama have pretended to have some concern for taxpayer dollars and hired an illegal immigrant hooker from outside the local Home Depot to kill Scalia for a couple hundred bucks at most?

 

[ZiprHead]

Murdered by sex with a $2k hooker? That's how I want to go.

 

[ronburgundy]

Implausible. Being able to afford 2k for a hooker is a "white privilege".

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

So did Obama pay out of pocket or were taxpayer dollars wasted when a cheaper one could have been used?

And Savage still has a program? I don't think he is on the air on any of the "conservative" "talk" radio channels in NE Ohio. He used to be.

 

[Derec]

Murdered by sex with a $2k hooker? That's how I want to go.

Depends if she just fucked him and let nature (and a bad ticker) take its course of if she sped up matters.

But if Obama was going to off him wouldn't he do it before the election year? Or perhaps she started her efforts years ago but his ticker was just not that bad. And just think of the cumulative fees!

 

[Jayjay]

$2000 a day is just $83 per hour. Assuming she doesn't sleep. I don't know much about hookers, but I'd call that an affordable rate.

 

[Keith&Co.]

$2000 a day is just $83 per hour. Assuming she doesn't sleep.

Sleep or don't sleep, if she's in the room where you want her, rather than doing something on her own schedule, you're going to pay for it.

 

[Rhea]

Or perhaps she started her efforts years ago but his ticker was just not that bad. And just think of the cumulative fees!

LOL!

 

[Derec]

$2000 a day is just $83 per hour. Assuming she doesn't sleep. I don't know much about hookers, but I'd call that an affordable rate.

But she is not going to charge $83 for an hour. Everything is cheaper by the dozen, or in this case two dozen. And it's not going to be all high-intensity anyway, with (as you mentioned) sleeping etc. I would expect a hooker that charges that amount for the day should be about $300/h.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

$2000 a day is just $83 per hour. Assuming she doesn't sleep. I don't know much about hookers, but I'd call that an affordable rate.

But she is not going to charge $83 for an hour. Everything is cheaper by the dozen, or in this case two dozen. And it's not going to be all high-intensity anyway, with (as you mentioned) sleeping etc. I would expect a hooker that charges that amount for the day should be about $300/h.

But does assassinating the customer fall into the services offered under that standard rate, or is there an upcharge ontop of that the same as if you want her to stick her finger up your ass or something?

I'd think that "smothering a Supreme Court Justice in order to help further the liberal plot to destroy everything that's good and true in America" would cost Obama at least an extra $50.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Why the hell would have waited seven years to do this? Just get a $14,000 a day hooker and get it done first thing once in office!

 

[Jayjay]

Assumign she was hired in 1986 when Scalia was appointed, means she could have been on the payroll for 30 years and a $2000 a day that's comes to about 21 million. Was it worth it, Obama?

 

[Bomb#20]

$2000 a day is just $83 per hour. Assuming she doesn't sleep. I don't know much about hookers, but I'd call that an affordable rate.

Dude! This was a government contract! The quoted $2000/day rate is based on an eight hour day! Assuming she doesn't sleep, federal law requires her to get time and a half for overtime! This cost the American people $8000!

Bloody tax & spend liberals.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

I heard Obama left his gay Muslim ring on the pillow. That's how they knew it was him.

 

[ksen]

I don't know man, I think I could find something better for a $2k/day hooker to do than kill a supreme.

 

[Underseer]

Implausible. Being able to afford 2k for a hooker is a "white privilege".

Aw, you poor thing. Do people criticize you when you say something bigoted? That's so unfair! Liberals are so mean! Criticizing you is the same thing as taking away your free speech rights! Political correctness! Social justice warrior! Racialism! Race card!