Rectum? Damn Near killed Him

[ZiprHead]

Man seeks medical help after artillery shell was lodged in his rectum

Medics called for specialist support after the man presented in the Accident and Emergency unit of Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in Gloucester when he could not remove the 57mm shell.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Army bomb squad technicians were sent to a hospital after a man arrived in casualty with a WWII anti-tank shell lodged into his rectum.

Medics called for specialist support after the man presented in the Accident and Emergency unit of Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in Gloucester when he could not remove the 57mm shell.

The military collector claimed he armour-piercing munition was from his private arsenal. He told medics the 80-year-old explosive device became lodged after he tripped and fell awkwardly.

 

[Keith&Co.]

....tripped and fell awkwardly.

I wonder who in the ER gets their drinks free if they have a 'tripped and fell----> into my rectum' story? Does the bartender demand an x-ray? Or just a pic of the admission log?

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[Elixir]

Man seeks medical help after artillery shell was lodged in his rectum

Medics called for specialist support after the man presented in the Accident and Emergency unit of Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in Gloucester when he could not remove the 57mm shell.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Army bomb squad technicians were sent to a hospital after a man arrived in casualty with a WWII anti-tank shell lodged into his rectum.

Medics called for specialist support after the man presented in the Accident and Emergency unit of Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in Gloucester when he could not remove the 57mm shell.

The military collector claimed he armour-piercing munition was from his private arsenal. He told medics the 80-year-old explosive device became lodged after he tripped and fell awkwardly.

“from his private arsenal”

No shit?

 

[ZiprHead]

Man seeks medical help after artillery shell was lodged in his rectum

Medics called for specialist support after the man presented in the Accident and Emergency unit of Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in Gloucester when he could not remove the 57mm shell.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Army bomb squad technicians were sent to a hospital after a man arrived in casualty with a WWII anti-tank shell lodged into his rectum.

Medics called for specialist support after the man presented in the Accident and Emergency unit of Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in Gloucester when he could not remove the 57mm shell.

The military collector claimed he armour-piercing munition was from his private arsenal. He told medics the 80-year-old explosive device became lodged after he tripped and fell awkwardly.

“from his private arsenal”

No shit?

At least not until the shell was removed.

 

[Jarhyn]

Man seeks medical help after artillery shell was lodged in his rectum

Medics called for specialist support after the man presented in the Accident and Emergency unit of Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in Gloucester when he could not remove the 57mm shell.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Army bomb squad technicians were sent to a hospital after a man arrived in casualty with a WWII anti-tank shell lodged into his rectum.

Medics called for specialist support after the man presented in the Accident and Emergency unit of Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in Gloucester when he could not remove the 57mm shell.

The military collector claimed he armour-piercing munition was from his private arsenal. He told medics the 80-year-old explosive device became lodged after he tripped and fell awkwardly.

“from his private arsenal”

No shit?

At least not until the shell was removed.

Give him some Mineral Oil for some Explosive Diarrhea

 

[thebeave]

I wonder if he wears "Fruit of the Boom" underwear?

 

[Tigers!]

Gives new meaning to the term "lucky shot" or fire in the hole.

I do hope the narrow end went in first.

 

[ZiprHead]

Gives new meaning to the term "lucky shot" or fire in the hole.

I do hope the narrow end went in first.

Don't forget "Bombs away".